Dear fellow tax hikers, we continue to be amazed and inspired by Sycamore School Board President Diane Adamec for everything she has done to raise taxes in Hamilton County. Just last week, High Tax Adamec proposed yet another tax increase for the already super-sized-spending Sycamore School District. We are proud to be the first organization to endorse this very important tax hike.
The Sycamore School District, according to the Ohio Department of Education, spends $13,522 per student per year. This is more than almost every other school district in Ohio. Only 22 out of 613 school districts in Ohio spend more money per student than Diane Adamec's Sycamore, meaning that Sycamore outspends 96.5% of school districts in the state.
But that is not enough! Obviously this putrid level of spending requires another tax increase. Sycamore must continue raising taxes and raising spending until they outspend EVERYONE! If this tax hike fails, Sycamore will only be able to outspend 96.5% of school districts in Ohio and that's just not good enough for us tax hikers.
Our tax-hiking Superhero Diane Adamec is taking her tax-hiking game to a new level. We hear that High Tax Adamec is going to start taxing her kids' allowances. If this tax increase fails, Diane Adamec is going to implement a new tax on every students' school lunch. And if this tax increase fails, the schools will crumble, property values will plummet overnight, the terrorists will win, and global warming will destroy the planet. Sycamore Schools must continue to raise taxes and raise spending until they are the biggest spenders in Ohio. Anything less would be uncivilized. Tax us more Diane!