Monday, July 2, 2012

The Jean Schmidt Dean Scream

Dear fellow tax hikers, our great Congresswoman Jean Schmidt continues to make us proud as she serves out her final few months in Congress.  In fact, Schmidt was caught on camera making an unforgettable reaction to last week's infamous health care ruling.  We proudly call this The Jean Schmidt Dean Scream.  See/hear it for yourself:




We are enormously pleased with this Supreme Court ruling.  It confirms that ObamaCare is a tax increase.  We can't wait for this ObamaCare Tax Increase to be fully implemented. 

Jean's primal screams will never be forgotten.  The strange noises coming out of her mouth remind us of another famous scream:



Many have long said that Jean Schmidt is the Howard Dean of the Republican Party.  We could not agree more.  We're going to miss her so much when she has to leave office.

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12 comments:

  1. Virgil LovittJuly 3, 2012 at 1:48 AM

    I want to scream every time a proposed tax increase fails.

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  2. Princess MargaretJuly 3, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    I want to scream every time Macy's has a shoe sale!

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  3. Campaign Expert Matheny, PhDJuly 3, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    How dare you compare sister Jean to a MAN! That makes me want to scream! Of course, out here in the empty office complex I manage nobody will hear.

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  4. When Harry Met SallyJuly 3, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    I hope she doesn't squeal like this at home.

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  5. Citizens for Tom WeidmanJuly 3, 2012 at 11:11 AM

    We bet she screamed when she got that nifty campaign check from us.

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  6. Alex TJuly 3, 2012 at 11:32 AM

    You know, the Greeks invented screaming.

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  7. Springfield Township RepublicansJuly 3, 2012 at 11:44 AM

    We screamed with outrage when we saw the new Congressional District maps put us in her district. Then we screamed with joy when Brad Wenstrup knocked her off in the primary.

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  8. Sam Kinison's GhostJuly 3, 2012 at 12:42 PM

    I know screaming,
    Screaming is a friend of mine,
    and Jean Schmidt, you're no screamer.

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  9. SuperTrustee Tom WeidmanJuly 3, 2012 at 12:55 PM

    I want to scream every time someone asks me why I donated to Jean Schmidt on 10/26/11.

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  10. MS. Vicky ZwisslerJuly 5, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    All our neighbors heard us screaming on Election Night when we saw that some guy who served in the military defeated our good friend Jean Schmidt. Campaign Expert Matheny assured us Jean was guaranteed to win. We thought helping her out was a sure way to gain favor with a Congressman. All we have to show for helping Congressman Schmidt is our wounded dignity.

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  11. Green Township RepublicanJuly 5, 2012 at 10:16 AM

    I want to scream every time I get near that huge stinking pile of garbage in Colerain Township but have to hold my breath instead.

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  12. Democratic Party OperativesJuly 6, 2012 at 1:01 AM

    We screamed with delight when we saw Mittens taking the week off, just like your local leader does.

    You guys go play. We'll be busy campaigning against the idle rich.

    money quote "Romney, chiming in from his family vacation in New Hampshire, criticized Obama for hitting the road with "no new answers" on the economy.:

    Thank you Associated Press! http://news.yahoo.com/​jobs-report-looms-over-obama-ca​mpaign-bus-trip-200346258.html

    Mittens will be able to take as many vacations as he and Anne like... AFTER THEY GET THEIR HEADS HANDED TO HIM IN NOVEMBER.

    Does he even have a campaign in Ohio? Does any Republican, besides that hateful bilge spewing from Junior Mandel?

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