Dear fellow tax hikers, we are privileged to share with you that Jean Schmidt has been named one of America's sexiest politicians! You know it. We know it. Jean is Mad Sexy and she knows it!
Step aside Mary Taylor and Brad Wenstrup, no politician in Ohio is hotter than Jean Schmidt. Our only regret is that Eve Bolton wasn't named with her.
It's a real shame Congresswoman Schmidt won't be returning to Congress. Jean is a wonderful person. Jean is an ethical person. Jean is warm and friendly. And now it has been proven that Jean is one of the sexiest politicians in America!
Wow. Just wow. If I were still alive, I'd be spinning in my grave.
ReplyDeleteOMG WTF LOL
ReplyDeleteBest laugh I've had all day.
Actually, it's the most effort of any kind I've exerted today.
You know, the Greeks invented sexy.
ReplyDeleteJean, baby, give me a call when your term is over. I could use a new intern.
ReplyDeleteTake that you COAST wackos! Jean Schmidt is deserving of this recognition. She is even sexier than I am! I adorn the walls of my empty office complex with posters of Jean in her sexiest pose.
ReplyDeleteI THINK THE FINE OUTSTANDING MEN AND WOMEN WHO WORK AT TMZ MAGAZINE DID THE RIGHT THING WHEN THEY HONORED MY GOOD FRIEND AND LONGTIME COLLEAGUE IN THE OHIO LEGISLATURE JEAN SCHMIDT WITH THIS AWARD.
ReplyDeleteNOW WHILE BRAD WENSTROP IS A FINE AND HONORABLE MAN WHO SERVED OUR COUNTRY WITH DISTINCTION IN IRAQ, IT IS A DARN SHAME HE HAD TO KNOCK OUT MY GOOD FRIEND JEANNIE SCHMIDT FROM THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS.
MY SISTER-IN-ARMS JEAN SCHMIDT AND I STOOD SHOULDER TO SHOULDER... UM, MAYBE SHOULDER TO HIP IN HER CASE... RAISING TAXES FOR OUR GOOD FRIEND BOB TAFT TO SPEND AS HE SAW FIT. OHIO WOULD BE IN A MUCH BETTER POSITION NOW IF WE COULD HAVE KEPT MORE PEOPLE LIKE HER IN THE OHIO LEGISLATURE. AT LEAST WE GOT TO KEEP MICHELLE SCHNEIDER FOR EIGHT FULL YEARS.
BROTHER WENSTROP HAS SOME MIGHTY BIG SHOES TO FILL. METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING OF COURSE. SOME OF MY TUMBLERS ARE BIGGER THAN THE SHOES JEAN WEARS.
I hope there is a dinner or cocktail party to honor my good friend Jean Schmidt. It's such a shame that Brad Wemstrip beat her in the primary.
ReplyDeleteJean, please make sure I have plenty of advance notice so that I can purchase a new cocktail dress and a matching pair of shoes. I'll also need time to get my hair, makeup and nails done.
Being a working mother is soooo tough, especially when your job requires so much hard work and dedication to working long hours like my position does.
You're the bestest Jean! I know I can count on you not to invite any smelly west siders to this fabulous soiree.
I also adorn the walls of my empty office with Jean Schmidt posters....that I make myself. Gotta do something to pass the time. I wish I could be as sexy as Jean Schmidt.
ReplyDeleteJean Schmidt reminds me of those great women of New York City I used to hang around with when I worked for Democrats. You know, like Bella Abzug, Teresa Heinz Kerry, Christine Quinn, Madeline Albright, Rosie O'Donnell,Janet Reno, and my personal favorite of all time, Helen Thomas. Those were the days my friend! We thought they'd never end!
ReplyDeleteMy dog has left tightly coiled piles on the lawn sexier than Jean Schmidt.
ReplyDeleteThe sexiest man on Capitol Hill next year will be Congressman Brad Wenstrup's Chief of Staff.
ReplyDeleteShe needs a lot more meat on her bones for me.
ReplyDeleteNow you know why I was so glad to support her and contribute to her campaign. I am also proud that my former campaign manager Campaign Expert Matheny did so much work for her and is such an admirer of Jean Schmidt too.
ReplyDeleteMy $4575 investment in Jean Schmidt really paid off didn't it?
ReplyDeleteJean, meet me in the park some time, OK?
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I am going to miss this woman. Did you all remember I got my start in politics managing Leslie Ghiz' successful city council campaign? Did you all remember how Congresswoman Jean Schmidt swore her in? Definitely a highlight from my days in politics.
ReplyDeleteWe should have been included.
ReplyDelete- Steph Stoller
- Chuck Mitchell
- Martha Goode
- Rick Bryan
- Jim Sumner's mustache
The only way Jean Schmidt can be considered even mildly sexy is if she's standing next to Tabitha Hochscheid.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of sexy, did everyone see me sporting that beautiful blue muumuu on the new Metro billboards around town? BBW's for public transit unite!
ReplyDeleteI'll drink to this!
ReplyDeleteAs a Cincinnati City Councilman, I'd like to congratulate Jean Schmidt on receiving this award. Being a Cincinnati City Councilmember, it gives me great pleasure to see someone from the Cincinnati area recognized. Jean Schmidt would be welcome to hang out with my friends and I, a Cincinnati City Councilmember, in Cincinnati, the city I represent as a City Councilmember.
ReplyDeleteWe wish we had Jean Schmidt representing us in Washington instead of that dastardly conservative Steve Chabot. My daughter the Campaign Expert and I would have no end of spending requests for Jean.
ReplyDeleteI am glad the local news media gave this news the attention it deserved, Did you all also notice there was a total media blackout of the Romney campaign's grand opening of their totally stupid idea of a camapignmoffice in Colerain Township? Dumbest thing I've ever seen in all my years as a. Political professional. All that Colerain stench and those smelly inbred west Siders. Other than my great buddies Dennis, Jeff, and Melinda. You guys rock! And my friendlies in Green Towmship. You all rock too!
ReplyDeleteSoooo glad to see Katy Crossen is off the "diet" wagon. I thankfully hadn't seen any exercise tweets in a while. Congrats on embracing your rather rotund outer self Katy! We'll see you soon girl!
ReplyDeleteLaugh it up you losers. Little do you know that Katy Crossen is now rich. I negotiated the most brilliant deal in the history of plus-sized modeling, getting her paid by the square foot. Have you seen how much of that billboard she covers? She'll can now buy any number of those swimming pool covers she calls dresses.
ReplyDeleteHey, is anyone hiring?
ReplyDeleteHow come Jean Schmidt, Campaign Expert Matheny, and Ms. Vicky Zwiss get all the attention while I sit at home with my green card husband and our two kids with nothing else to do except call Bill Cunningham and whine to all my friends at the Enquirer about how the Republican Party hates women, even as they've endorsed me for the 6th time?
ReplyDeleteWhile Republicans keep fighting old wars, while the Republican leader hangs out at Findlay Market, while Repvublican candidates harass their voters with annoying robocalls, and while Republicans harass each other anonymously online, and Republican candidates like Todd Akin say Embarassing things on national television, we are working hard to re-elect a candidate.
ReplyDeleteHoo boy! Sorry I haven't been around much lately. Managing a Congressional campaign is HARD W-O-R-to-the-K WORK! Just this past week alone, I've been in every single county that is in the newly-redrawn 2nd Congressional District. Driving with the candidate, opening the door, fetching the local newspaper, typing the locations of our stops into the GPS, taking photos with my new smartphone, uploading them to Facebook, shaking hands with hillbillies, man, this is the hardest I've ever had to work in my life. Perhaps this cushy gig Alex set me up with isn't so cushy after all.
ReplyDeleteEach day I have a new appreciation for the hard work there is in a Congressional campaign. Every day is a marathon. I have a whole new respect for Jean Schmidt and her staff.
If you guys have worked half as hard as I did, you're more than qualified for a six-figure job at some other public agency like the Port Authority, UC, Cincinnati State, or in the private sector. I hear those Chamber of Commerce folks put in some long hours. You'll be able to handle it though. After you've worked this hard, cocktail parties Downtown are a breeze.
It's been days since I've set foot on a golf course. But it's worth it.