Dear fellow tax hikers, the parents of four black students are suing the Northwest Local School District and Colerain Township Police Officers, claiming that their kids were
expelled for being black. They claim that white kids who engaged in the same behavior as theirs weren't expelled while their kids were.
Since we love tax hikers of all races, we decided to get to the bottom of these ugly allegations.
Through our top-notch research we have uncovered a key document - recently updated by
English PhD Pam Detzel - that backs the allegations of these parents:
This form proves that the Northwest Schools are predisposed to hate black people! These were good kids who deserved better. The only reason they were expelled is because they are black.
Long live the Detzel Dynasty at Northwest Local Schools! Just look at how well the schools have done over the nearly 20 years of Detzel rule. Now that is a family to be proud of. We make a great dynastic duo,don't we?
ReplyDeleteObviously, the white administrators and white school board are guilty of racism. All white people are guilty of racism except my progressive friends and me.
ReplyDeleteYou know, the Greeks invented frivolous lawsuits.
ReplyDeleteNorthwest is doing the same thing we are in Over The Rhine - gentrification, otherwise known as negro removal. For an area to prosper it has to move out the minorities. Gotta do what you gotta do.
ReplyDeleteUgh! Fat, smelly, inbred west siders have taken over in Colerain. The inmates are running the asylum. Who else wants to live near a huge stinking pile of garbage? I don't know how my good buds Dennis, Jeff and Mindy tolerate the stench.
ReplyDeleteMight another tax increase help? If not, Cokerain should follow our lead and start supporting all the Democrats.
ReplyDeleteJust doing what we can to fan the flames of racial injustice. Can you imagine what would happen if Colerain became the next Ferguson? Our ratings would go through the roof AND it would give all our favorite Democrats a huge boost! Now that's what we call a WIN-WIN.
ReplyDeleteIs racism as despised in Colerain Township as I am in my own party?
ReplyDeleteLike, this is so totally unfair. Why ar you picking on our good freinds the Detzel's? They are doing they're best to make all of Northwest schools as white and wondrfull as Green Township. Somewon has to cleen up Colerain.
ReplyDeleteThe board needs to give these students and their families every single thing they demand, and quick! Giving minorities everything they want is the only way for the Republican Party to get back in the majority. And make sure you set up an abortion clinic and dispense free birth control at both high schools and all three middle schools. We have to be more accommodating to women as well.
ReplyDeleteIf the students in the lawsuit win, and the district has to pay all this money out, they will need to pass a levy. I love raising taxes and my expert campaign consultin' service would be happy to run the levy campaign.
ReplyDeleteColerain Township isn't just home to people's trash, it's home to trashy people... of all colors!
ReplyDeleteWhat a difference I could have made in the lives of these youth, if only I hadn't been fired from my job as a public defender and then chickened out of my race for juvenile court judge. At least I can help my good friend Tracie Hunter. I hope Cecil Daddy or one of my new liberal black friends can throw some legal work my way. A girl's got to pay some bills you know.
ReplyDeleteCan someone help me out here? I need to find a way to make the bureaucrats in the school district look good and make those awful conservative Republicans on the board look bad at the same time. I have been doing everything I can to get them out of office but those awful conservatives win every single time.
ReplyDeleteIf this was a charter school I would support the school and turn a blind eye to their misdeeds. Since I hate public schools, I hope this lawsuit succeeds and the district goes insolvent so I can get some good press. My crusade in Columbus got me a ton of good ink, even as it exposed me as a hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dave, don't forget the opportunity to give public dollars to private schools when all those kids at Northwest will get when the school goes down the tubes. We choke off public school dollars so students can't learn there, then give money to our rich friends who run charter schools and give parents vouchers for private schools. Then our wealthy cronies hook us up with the dough we need to convince middle class Ohioans we care about them. (Good thing they're so gullible.) Win- win for the GOP, baby! Cha-ching!
ReplyDeleteNorthwest Local schools should expel its Catholic students and any students who are SEC fans.
ReplyDeleteFlabby and I can't empathize with this black family because we lack a conscience and are of course racist ourselves however we certainly have an appreciation for being singled out based on physical appearance. The humiliation of being asked to leave an all you can eat establishment has plagued us for years. An inept attorney and an uneducated bell hop deserve better! The most distinguished of all Pricedale residents - The Hochscheids
ReplyDeleteWhat an injustice! Ohio needs an Attorney General who will stand up for discriminated students and not stand up for Hobby Lobby. Team Peppper will bring our massive army to show our support.
ReplyDeleteEven after one of the parents was found to have completely lied to us about the sequence of events, we are still pursuing this story for all that we can. If we have to stake out school board members at their businesses, that is what we will do.
ReplyDeleteRacist Republicans in Colerain Township are trying to suppress Black people just like Racist Republicans in Columbus are trying to suppress the Black vote.
ReplyDeleteVote for me because I can be fair and non-partisan.
We will show our support for support for the women administrators being harassed by bullying parents and the sole woman on the board of education by organizing a pub crawl up and down Colerain Avenue. Such great locations like Bottoms Up, Kahoot's, Tyme Out, Typsy's and the Wedge Inn.
ReplyDeleteGet me on this case and I can make things disappear from the public. I've done such a great job with that in Beavercreek, Stuebenville and in my own office.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it really makes me sad what has happened to Colerain the past 6 or 7 years. Now if only we can re-elect Jon Husted as Secretary of State, thing will turn around for us.
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