Dear fellow tax hikers, with the final 2015 filing deadline in the rear view mirror, this fall's campaign season is officially on! One of our top priorities this year is the removal of Colerain Township Fiscal Officer Heather Harlow - a conservative woman who does not know her role. As the leaders of the Hate Heather Harlow Club, we have been trying for years to remove this horrible woman from office and have failed every time.
This year we are receiving help from liberal intellectual leader Trent Tenney and his massive online group Give the Heave-Ho to Heather Harlow. The group's #1 focus was finding a high-quality opponent that would finally pick up the win.
And what a fantastic job they did!
Join us if you want to give Harlow the heave ho as bad as we do. This year it's finally going to happen. We guarantee it.
You know the Greeks invented unopposed races.
ReplyDeleteWhen you come from the right family, and only let the right people marry into yours, you find political gamesmanship to be utterly beneath you. I want Heather to succeed me in the legislature. Heather Mann Blessing that is. You suckers should start lining up for 2028.
ReplyDeleteYes we are giving Heather Harlow a pass in 2025 so we can focus on defeating Chris Heather and Michael Harlow in 2017 after all they have done to destroy the very concept of public education in the Northwest Local School District.
ReplyDeleteIf I could buy Colerain Township, I could fire her. There is no place for a woman who doesn't follow my orders in my organization.
ReplyDeleteHow does someone in that trash-infested ghetto get a free pass and we don't?
ReplyDeleteAre conservative fiscal officers as popular in Colerain Township as I am in my district? Looks that way, even as that smarmy little fucker Rick Bryan tries to recruit a primary challenger for me next year.
ReplyDeleteI am so disappointed in my good friend Trent Tenney who promised me he would find me a running mate. He started that awesome Facebook group and had 700 people ready to give Heather Harlow the heave-Ho. Of course most of them were strippers and sometime college students who might not even be registered voters. Perhaps those candidate recruitment trips out to Lawrenceburg weren't such a good idea after all.
ReplyDeleteI can't use my real name because I am retired from a very important position at the very highest levels of the government of the great state of Ohio. Folks, the only Republican who is Republican enough to ever be allowed to be unopposed is Jon Husted.
ReplyDeleteNow that I live in Hyde Park since leaving those uneducated hicks in the 28th District after they wouldn't let me use them to jumpstart my political career, I can say what I really think about matters like these. Any woman who doesn't vote Democratic is not a woman at all. Heather Harlow is not a woman, she is a Republican.
ReplyDeleteUs Democrats are the party that cares about women. We look out for them. We treat them as, um, equals. And if they don't do what us white Democratic men order them to do, then they are of no use to us and must be demeaned in every way possible.
Mikey
P.S. I wish the only task I let Campaign Expert Matheny do for me last year was make my tea or coffee. But I had to learn that lesson the hard way, along with the rest of the political corpses she's left behind.
Why is Heather's long lost Cousin Marge running against me after all I have done for Springdale?
ReplyDeleteYour opposition to this person is even more proof that our party needs to embrace illegal immigration, gun control, abortion on demand and marriage equality if we are ever going to win any election again.
ReplyDeleteGood thing she won't need us. We would probably do for her what we did for Zach Haines, Mike Mezher and Chip Miller.
ReplyDeleteCome on Republicans...you're supposed to be the party of old white men!
ReplyDeleteDamn it, why can't I run unopposed every time?
ReplyDeleteOh darn it. I was so looking forward to attending another one of those ice cream parties she likes to throw. Heat and humidity, everything gets sticky, lots of fat and sweaty people, it's a great time, let me tell you.
ReplyDeleteOh great one less fat smelly disgusting inbred west sider I don't have to pretend to like this fall.
ReplyDeleteI thought I'd heard the last of this dastardly conservative when I convinced Lou Blessing to run his son for state rep.
ReplyDeleteI AM DESPERATELY SEEKING A WAY TO STAY ON THE PUBLIC PAYROLL AND BEING UNOPPOSED IN EVERY ELECTION. MAYBE I SHUPLD MOVE SOMEWHERE AND BECOME FISCAL OFFICER.
ReplyDeleteI am not running for anything in Colerain for the first time since the Stone Age. After losing 7 of 8 races since 2000, it was time to focus on something I am better at, like paying my bills.
ReplyDeleteIf I had known that Greg Insco would once again over promise and under deliver I would have run. After 4 failed campaigns sooner or later the people of Colerain need to understand that I am the best thing that could have ever happened to them.
ReplyDeleteStupid voters vote for anyone on that stupid piece of paper. 4 years ago they elected a do-nothing and re-elected a incompetent. Two years ago they re-elected people who raised their taxes and cut programs for the parks, while claiming to be fiscal conservatives who love children. It sickens me what the Republicans have done to Colerain.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry I failed to find a candidate to run against this woman. It was at a difficult time in my life, as I am transitioning like Caitlyn Jenner. If I believed in God I would ask you to pray for me. If I was a real person I would ask you to give me a hug as a show of support. I am none of these things but a figment of someeone' imagination. At least I got some nude selfies out of it. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteThe former Trent Tenney
Colerain is a racist place where our African-American youth are harassed in a daily basis. We should retest until Colerain hires a black fiscal,officer.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad we couldn't get a nice conservative Democrat to run against her. Getting endorsements from Todd Portune, Jim Neil and Dusty Rhodes made a huge difference for me.
ReplyDeleteHow is it that by far the lowest-profile elected position there is, in a part of town that nobody ever wants to associate with, gets the highest amount of comments on this blog?
ReplyDeleteIf she is unopposed there is no chance she can lose. If she doesn't lose then I can't spread my favorite rumor about getting drunk and calling up her former supporters and yelling at them for not doing more to help her sorry ass.
ReplyDeleteMy second favorite rumor to spread is that she is secretly working behind the backs of our party and supporting the opposition. Insco, Pace, Harmon. Don't know anything about these folks. Help a guy out here. Which of these is a credible rumor? Jeff? Buzz? Keith? We can't let this opportunity to smear a Conservative woman go to waste now, can we?
Last meeting I accused the Administrator of theft. I need help trying to make outlandish accusations for the next meeting in my desperate quest for attention. Maybe I can find something to accuse Heather of or anybe I should go to a school board meeting and accuse her husband of something.
ReplyDeleteThe other three candidates are working harder taken the incumbent is and they're all more conservative.
ReplyDeleteThe Insco sideshow is so tiring that even his main cheerleader Jennie Key has stopped covering his antics.
ReplyDeleteAfter all that money I spent trying to defeat her every other time, I figure it's time to pick up the Pace.
ReplyDeleteMaking emails disappear is my specialty...
ReplyDeleteIt has been such an honor to pick up the public records demands from the legendary Kathy Mohr when her addiction to public records nearly cost her public sector job because she couldn't be bothered to log into her personal email or keep her quest to her own time. Although there is no one registered to vote or who own property in Colerain Township with my name, if I had known this witch was going to run unopposed I might have been tempted to run against her. Then I would never have to make a public records demand again because I would have 24/7 access.
ReplyDeleteHow can you call her a conservative when her husband voted to put a $88,000,000 tax hike on the ballot and tried to keep the election a big secret from everyone who wasn't a school district employee?
ReplyDeleteIf she is unopposed then no one will give her money and she won't be able to campaign and she won't have a showing that suggests she can run for higher office, which has been her ambition all along.
ReplyDeleteTonight's campaign activities have been canceled due to the One Direction concert.
ReplyDeleteHEY DOES ANYONE KNOW ANY FAT GUYS FROM NEW JERSEY WHO MIGHT WANT TO ENDORSE ME FOR PRESIDENT?
ReplyDeleteI can't even get her to go away.
ReplyDeleteColerain trustees are incompetent managers of public money. They can get money for our parks by getting the county to renegotiate the stadium lease with the Bengals and by asking the Governor to bring back the estate tax.
ReplyDeleteThis guy thinks a governor and universally impose or reimpose a tax? And he also thinks that county government and a private business can re-negotiate a lease that will somehow give money to a township? Good to hear. If he thinks that's how government works, we know he will be voting our way on Issue 3.
ReplyDeleteEven unopposed, Heather Harlow will work harder than most of the endorsed candidates as well as the entire staff at Club 700.
ReplyDeleteHowcomeIalwayshavepeoplerunningagaibstmewhenIwantedtorunfirtheboarsandraiseeveryinestaxes?
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