Except for the smelly people from Colerain. You people gave us bad information. Thankfully we did enough research on our own to provide the good, quality coverage that our readers have come to expect.
We were assured by our Colerain tipsters that Fiscal Officer Heather Harlow was going to get crushed. They told us things were so bad that her campaign threw in the towel weeks before the election, and that the local GOP and Tea Party had also turned against her. Now we find out that none of this was true as Heather was re-elected on Tuesday.
Here is a sampling of the comments we received from the Heather Harlow Haters Club:
"The Tea Party has something special planned for Heather Harlow. Having angered both the GOP establishment AND the Tea Party, is there anyone left who is going to vote for this clown? I think the people running this blog will be very happy the morning of November 9th."
"The Hamilton County Republican Party and operatives such as Buzz Deters may not do a lot of things well, but the plan to throw Heather Harlow under the bus is working so beautifully that she and her hubby can't stop it now and wouldn't even know it if it hit them in the face. Delicious and sweet irony."
"Harlow's support of Senate Bill 5 will be her undoing. Delicious and sweet irony that she was such a rah-rah Kasich gal and his signature legislation will be responsible for her crushing defeat."
"You guys can let this one go. Harlow is toast. She knows it too. She quit this campaign two weeks ago. No Republican in Colerain Township has seen or heard of any activity from her camp since a few damaging articles in the Community Press. She spends her days trying to suck up to countywide elected officials hoping to score a job in county government after she gets crushed."
"Jeff Ritter and I figured out how to destroy Heather Harlow's political career earlier this year. The plan is working beautifully. She has helped our cause by saying and doing some really dumb things (like getting out in front on issue 2 and kissing up to the Tea Partiers that actually can't stand her)."
"No worries. We got this in the bag. Harlow is toast."
We are angry at you Harlow Haters for failing to defeat our enemy Heather! You haters spent too much time yacking and not enough time warning everyone about Harlow's conservative record. Now we're stuck with this conservative woman for 4 more years. And you also failed to defeat our enemy Dan Unger. Our movement has much work to do in Colerain Township to remove these awful conservatives from office.