Woman arrested after calling the police on her dope dealer

Dear fellow tax hikers, we think we've found another story for your enjoyment.  Recently a genius from New Jersey was arrested after calling the police on her drug dealer for ripping her off.

Ms. Marsha Wilcox claims her dealer did not deliver the marijuana as agreed after handing him the $20, and called the police to report the theft.  The police then arrested her trying to purchase illegal drugs.

Our advice - when buying illegal substances, keep the police out of it.

Man electrocuted breaking into electric plant

Dear fellow tax hikers, did you ever think that breaking into an electric company's power plant and trying to steal their equipment might not be the best idea?  Well, the man featured in this story had other plans.

A man broke into a Duke Energy substation, and was promptly electrocuted to death.  It's kind of shocking.  We suspect he won't be stealing again.