Kevin DeWine resigns

Dear fellow tax hikers, with much regret we inform you that our fearless leader Kevin DeWine has submitted his resignation as Chairman of the Ohio Republican Party.  This news represents another huge setback for our tax-and-spend movement.

We were proud to endorse Kevin for re-election, as did our good friend Campaign Expert PhD Julie Matheny.  With our collective expertise in his corner, how could he have failed? 

K.D. represented the best the Ohio GOP had to offer.  When Bob Taft demanded higher taxes, Kevin DeWine willfully obeyed.  When Bob Taft started his 3rd Frontier, so that Ohio can "invest" in our own Solyndras, DeWine didn't have to be asked twice.  Most of all, DeWine is the #1 ally and closest friend of our 2010 Tax Hiker of the Year Jon Husted.  K.D. famously tried to undermine Kasich to put Husted on the fast track to become our next Governor.  These are merely some of this great leader's accomplishments.

We proudly endorse Sweaty Betty Montgomery to be the next State Chairman.  Betty is pro-abortion, anti-gun, pro-tax, and owned outright by convicted felon Tom Noe.  She hates those awful conservatives even more than K.D does.  These are all the qualities and more we could want in a GOP Chairman.  Our party needs to get back to raising taxes and killing babies.  With Betty Montgomery large and in charge, we know those glory days will return soon.