Crystal Faulkner says Just Add Pepper

Dear fellow tax hikers, we welcome you to our 7th and Final Edition of....... The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  What could be more satisfying than donating to Democrat David Pepper?  How about donating to him twice.  And what's better than that?  Donate a third time! 

Democratic Donor Crystal Faulkner Cooney is a "problem solver".  Just ask her.  To MS. Faulkner, there is no problem in Ohio that can't be solved if you Just Add Pepper.  We previously reported on Crystal's $1000 donation to David Pepper for State Auditor, as well as her $500 donation. 

MS. Faulkner wasn't done supporting her Democratic man.  She made a third donation of another $500.  When Crystal decides we need more Democrats elected statewide, she gets down to business. 

By supporting liberal Democrat David Pepper with 3 checks for $2000, MS. Faulkner demonstrated that she is all in for:

- higher taxes
- abortion on demand
- gun control
- "marriage equality" for gays, groups, incestors, and polygamists
- obedience to the labor unions
- stomping out religious freedom
- lax voter laws that allow Melowese Richardson to vote as many times as she wants

These are obviously MS. Faulkner's values, or else she wouldn't have donated $2000 to Pepper.  If these are your values too, we implore you to support Crystal Faulkner Cooney for Republican State Central Committee.  This can be the future of our party. 

Crystal Faulkner and Jeff Berding

Dear fellow tax hikers, thank you for joining us for the 6th Edition of....... The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  One thing very important to Crystal Faulkner Cooney is the election of Democrats in Cincinnati.  That's why she has supported Chris Seelbach, PG Streetcarfeld, and Mark Mallory.  Add Jeff Berding too. 

When Bengals Executive Jeff Berding wanted to bring his expertise to Cincinnati City Council, MS. Faulkner was there for him.  (look closely, the screenshot is reprinted below)

By supporting Bengal Berding, MS. Faulkner demonstrated her support for:

- higher Sales Taxes
- abortion on demand
- more streetcars
- continued Freedom Center subsidies
- The Bob Bedinghaus Stadium Deal!

Jeff Berding once said, "I take a backseat to no one in my commitment to Democratic values."

Neither does Crystal Faulkner.   Let's put Crystal and her values on the Republican State Central Committee. 

Crystal Faulkner supports Rick Bryan

Dear fellow tax hikers, it's a great day when progressive Republicans like Crystal Faulkner Cooney, Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan, and this blog all work together to pursue our common goals of raising taxes and growing government.  A major milestone was achieved when MS. Faulkner endorsed Bryan for State Representative!

It makes perfect sense for Crystal to support our 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan.  After all, MS. Faulkner has also supported equally fine candidates such as:

- Chris Seelbach
- Mark Mallory
- PG Sittenfeld
- David Pepper
- Jean Schmidt

We believe Rick will be even better for the progressive movement than these five. 

As conservatives have coalesced behind the conservative candidate, Jonathan Dever, it's more important than ever for us tax-and-spend liberal Republicans to stand together.  We applaud MS. Faulkner for taking some time out of her busy campaign to see the bigger picture. 

We implore you all to vote the progressive slate in this May's primary.  That especially means supporting Crystal Faulkner Cooney and Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan.  Some very important tax hikes and streetcar lines depend on it.

Crystal Faulkner flip flops with PG Sittenfeld

Dear fellow tax hikers, we welcome you to the 5th Edition of....... The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  We've already covered some of her donations to wonderful Democrats like David Pepper, Mark Mallory, and Chris Seelbach. 

This week we add our streetcar hero P.G. Sittenfeld to the list.  When P.G. needed funds, Crystal Faulkner Cooney stepped up to help one of her good Democratic buddies.

By supporting Streetcar Sittenfeld, MS. Faulkner demonstrated her support for:

- more streetcars
- abortion on demand
- Responsible Bidder (which you know is VERY responsible)
- "marriage equality" for incestors, bisexuals, gays, groups, and polygamists
- taxpayer funding for Mahogany's
- lax voter laws so Melowese Richardson can continue to vote as many times as she wants. 

If you share these Democratic values, please make sure you vote for Crystal Faulkner to serve on the Republican State Central Committee.  This is the leadership our party deserves. 

Crystal Faulkner backs Jean Schmidt

Dear fellow tax hikers, we have learned that our friend Crystal Faulkner Cooney is upset - no, OFFENDED - that she is not getting enough credit for her Republican donations.  We wouldn't want to offend MS. Faulkner, so we're going to skip our scheduled edition of The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week and instead highlight one of her best Republican donations. 

When Crystal isn't donating to Democrats like David Pepper, Chris Seelbach, and Mark Mallory, she does indeed support some Republicans.  Such as the highly ethical former Congressman Jean Schmidt. 

When it was time to defeat that conservative veteran Brad Wenstrup again, Crystal stepped up to the plate by donating $300 to the embattled Jean Schmidt.  This was not the first time MS. Faulkner worked against Wenstrup - she also supported Mayor Mark Mallory against him in 2009. 

By supporting Jean Schmidt, MS. Faulkner demonstrated her support for:

- higher Sales Taxes
- Wall Street bailouts
- higher Gas Taxes
- more food stamps
- higher hotel/motel taxes; AND
- Jean Schmidt's incredibly high ethical standards

Nobody understands better than Crystal Faulkner the need to keep Brad Wenstrup from serving the public.  That's why she supports Democrats and Republicans alike to take him down.  This year Wenstrup is facing four Democratic opponents for his seat in Congress.  Which one of them will MS. Crystal Faulkner Cooney support? 

Crystal Faulkner supports David A. Pepper

Dear fellow tax hikers, what is better than donating to liberal Democrat David Pepper?  How about donating to him twice.  That's what our Crystal Falkner Cooney has done.  With that we welcome you to the 4th Edition of.....The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.

Last month we reported that MS. Faulkner donated $1000 to Pepper to help him defeat Republican Dave Yost.  Crystal didn't stop there. 

In fact, MS. Faulkner donated another $500 to Pepper.  When Crystal gets down to the business of defeating Republicans, she's not playing around. 

By supporting David Pepper - twice - Crystal Faulkner reiterated her support for:

- higher taxes
- abortion on demand
- gun control
- "marriage equality" for gays, groups, incestors, and polygamists
- obedience to the labor unions
- lax voter laws that allow Melowese Richardson to vote as many times as she wants

If these are your values too, then please join us in voting for Crystal Faulkner for Republican State Central Committee.  This can be the future of the GOP. 

Crystal Faulkner adores Chris Seelbach

Dear fellow tax hikers, welcome to the 3rd Edition of.....The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  If there's one thing MS. Faulkner can't stand, it's when conservative Republicans get elected to Cincinnati City Council. 

To stop the Republicans dead in their tracks, Crystal Faulkner Cooney was happy to donate $500 to liberal Democrat Chris Seelbach to help him get re-elected in 2013. 

By supporting Chris Seelbach instead of giving that money to Republicans, MS. Faulkner confirmed her support for:

- Seelbach's gay agenda
- more Cincinnati streetcars
- Seelbach's gay agenda
- Responsible Bidder
- Seelbach's gay agenda
- refusing to let the public vote on the Mallory/Qualls parking plan
- Seelbach's gay agenda
- gun control
- Seelbach's gay agenda
- abortion on demand
- Seelbach's gay agenda

These are the Republican values we look for in our endorsed candidates.  If this is your agenda too, then please join us in supporting Crystal Faulkner for Republican Central Committee. 

Crystal Faulkner hearts Mark Mallory

Democrats Crystal Faulkner and Roxanne Qualls collaborate

Dear fellow tax hikers, we welcome you to our 2nd Edition of........ The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  Back in 2009, MS. Faulkner understood the importance of stopping conservative Brad Wenstrup in his tracks.

To accomplish this important goal, Crystal Faulkner proudly supported and donated to Democratic Mayor Mark Mallory.  With Crystal's support, Mallory defeated Wenstrup to earn a 2nd term as Mayor where he continued to do great things for Cincinnati.

By sticking it to Wenstrup and helping re-elect Mallory, Faulkner reiterated her support for:

- streetcars
- higher taxes
- abortion on demand
- the brilliant Mallory/Qualls parking plan
- responsible bidder
- "marriage equality" for gays, polygamists, and incestors
- the big $4 million atrium

These are the kind of values we Republicans hold dear.  This is why we at Republicans for Higher Taxes have endorsed Crystal Faulkner for Ohio Republican State Central Committee. 

Melowese Richardson is free!

Dear fellow tax hikers, our favorite Democratic vote fraudster Melowese Richardson is free!  She was initially sentenced to 5 years in jail, but you see, Melowese has decided she has a "mental illness" and can no longer take responsibility for her crimes.  Prosecutor Joe Deters and Judge Robert Ruehlman quickly went for it and ordered her release.

Fellow Democrat Crystal Faulkner approves of this decision and looks forward to earning Melowese's 7 votes in the upcoming primary. 

We have a confession.  Every single one of us behind Republicans for Higher Taxes is mentally ill too.  We tax hikers are sick, sick people. 

Therefore we will not go to jail for any crimes we may commit in the future due to our horrible mental illnesses.  Because we are mentally ill, we cannot take any responsibility for the bad things we might choose to do. 

We encourage all you tax hikers to embrace your own special mental illness.  You deserve your own Get Out of Jail Free Card too, just like Melowese Richardson. 

Democratic Donor Crystal Faulkner

Dear fellow tax hikers, we are delighted to publicly introduce an important ally to our tax-and-spend movement - Democratic Donor Crystal Faulkner Cooney.  Crystal has emerged as an important donor for Democratic politicians seeking to oust our conservative enemies.

This background makes MS. Faulkner a perfect fit for the Ohio Republican State Central Committee.  We at Republicans for Higher Taxes proudly endorse Crystal Faulkner Cooney in her run for State Central Committee.

To assist MS. Faulkner, we are introducing a new feature for the rest of this primary season.  We are proud to bring to you.....The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week.  Each week we will profile a financial contribution from MS. Faulkner to one of her deserving Democrats.

This week's Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week is our good friend David Pepper.  Pepper is a great tax-and-spend liberal who this site has proudly supported for 7 years.  Crystal Faulkner Cooney has supported him too.

When Democrat David A. Pepper was running for State Auditor to defeat Republican Dave Yost, MS. Faulkner gave $1000 to Pepper on July 30, 2010.

We applaud Crystal Faulkner Cooney for her dedication to electing great tax-and-spend Democrats.  We believe this makes her a highly-qualified addition to the Ohio Republican State Central Committee.