Dear fellow tax hikers, we are delighted to publicly introduce an important ally to our tax-and-spend movement - Democratic Donor Crystal Faulkner Cooney. Crystal has emerged as an important donor for Democratic politicians seeking to oust our conservative enemies.
This background makes MS. Faulkner a perfect fit for the Ohio Republican State Central Committee. We at Republicans for Higher Taxes proudly endorse Crystal Faulkner Cooney in her run for State Central Committee.
To assist MS. Faulkner, we are introducing a new feature for the rest of this primary season. We are proud to bring to you.....The Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week. Each week we will profile a financial contribution from MS. Faulkner to one of her deserving Democrats.
This week's Crystal Faulkner Democratic Donation of the Week is our good friend David Pepper. Pepper is a great tax-and-spend liberal who this site has proudly supported for 7 years. Crystal Faulkner Cooney has supported him too.
When Democrat David A. Pepper was running for State Auditor to defeat Republican Dave Yost, MS. Faulkner gave $1000 to Pepper on July 30, 2010.
We applaud Crystal Faulkner Cooney for her dedication to electing great tax-and-spend Democrats. We believe this makes her a highly-qualified addition to the Ohio Republican State Central Committee.
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The best part is, Crystal is being endorsed now by the OPPONENT of the Democrat to whom she donated $1,000. Glad Yost can look past that and keep the greater interest of the Republican Party in mind, which is to make sure the party is run by folks who bankroll our opposition.
So GOP Central Committee candidate Crystal Faulkner gave $1000 to Dave Yost's Democratic opponent in 2010. Then I suppose there's no way Yost would support Ms. Faulkner for GOP State Central Committee. Not unless he was a complete idiot.
Alex told me that I am a good conservative. Susan said that I am Great Republican because of all the money I have raised. A lot of that money was raised for Republicans too, you know!
Why is everyone picking on me?
Personally, not an R...but this type of person (Crystal Faulkner) is what party needs IMHO.
In the past I've compared the Republican Party to the mafia, but I think Crystal Faulkner could fix what ails the GOP. If I really believed the GOP was like the mafia, you'd have to ask why I'd care about one person on a 66-member committee. It'd be like sending Barbra Streisand in to keep the Gambinos in line, but what do I care? I am not really me.
Anyone ever notice how Republicans will enthusiastically support a Republican who gives thousands of dollars to our party, while we pretty much ostracize any Democrat who gives to Republicans?
You know, the Greeks invented politics. Just doing what I can here to make my good friend Tim Burke happy.
As a former Democratic Party operative and activist for liberal causes, Crystal Faulkner is my kind of Republican.
OMG! I so totally love Crystal! She is an east sider with impeccable fashion sense. I love all the swanky fund-raising parties that she hosts. Sometimes, she even raises money for Republicans, too, just so you know. Why are you so mean to her? Crystal is my kind of girl whose soirees are always so high-priced they keep all those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders away, unless they're the help or something way beneath me.
We love to see Republicans, the party of exclusion, reach across the aisle to help the Democrats, the party of inclusion. And by help we mean "capitulate to."
Do we expect Democrats to reach across the aisle to help Republicans? Heck no. Those wealthy elitist bigots with oddball beliefs about Christianity can rot in Hell for all we care.
That's us giving you, our readers and viewers, completely objective information. It's our job.
Hate is NOT a family value! VOTE FAULKNER!
We would be happy to walk door to door for Crystal, except that none of us could stay sober long enough.
Yes, I think that Crystal is just wonderful. When Liz Rodgers and Mahogany's At The Banks needed a million dollars, she supported it. She also supported David Pepper against that racist, anti-Muslim, bigot he tried to defeat last year.
I even heard that she was going to raise money for Connie Pillich, who she helped win several elections. Yes, she's one of our people. It's like, far past time we get her elected to the GOP state committee.
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