Dear fellow tax hikers, we know you all will be pleased to learn that our good, good friend George Vincent has endorsed the Cincinnati Streetcar! This pivotal support will help us succeed in our fight against Governor John Kasich and all those other evil Republicans who are preaching this fiscal responsibility garbage. We need a streetcar - make that several streetcars - in Cincinnati and we don't care how much it costs.
Nobody can be surprised by this endorsement from our good friend George. George Vincent has long been a supporter of higher taxes and more spending. In fact, George was one of our site's first allies and has remained a close friend. Due to George Vincent, the Hamilton County Republican Party endorsed the $800 million Sales Tax increase that the voters tragically rejected. It was George Vincent who cut a deal with Democrat Todd Portune to let him run unopposed. And now George is backing us again by supporting our streetcar plan.
Mark our words, we are bringing streetcars to Cincinnati. No matter what Governor Kasich and those horrible fiscal conservatives do to the state funding that we deserve, the streetcars are coming. We have already built tremendous support behind the plan that we announced just last week to implement a massive tax increase to build $500 million worth of streetcar lines in Cincinnati! Know that we will utilize our long friendship with George Vincent to our full advantage. Get ready to ride the streetcar to prosperity!