It gets even better:
No meat, no fish, no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no beans, no sugar, no quinoa, and even tofu is no-fu. Now we love City Councilman Chris Seelbach - we love his tax hikes, his streetcar, his gay and incest marriage advocacy, his preferences to labor unions, his car....we love the guy. But even we can't go along with this.
What bet did these people lose to have to attend this dinner? The only way you could get us there is if we pigged out at Chick-fil-A on the way.
We will not be attending, but we would still like to help City Councilman Seelbach decide what to prepare for the dinner party. Tell us tax hikers, what would YOU serve?
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes will offer our suggestion - a pitcher of water with a can of salt. Dinner's served!