Thursday, July 16, 2015

Help Planned Parenthood make a buck

Dear fellow tax hikers, our friends at Planned Parenthood have come under fire over the revelations that they have been selling the body parts of the babies they abort.  We don't see the problem here.  What's wrong with profiting off the human body parts of a non-human life?

See the abbreviated 9 minute video and the full, unedited 2h42m taping here

The reaction against this honorable commerce has been swift.  Speaker John Boehner has announced Congress will hold hearings.  Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is investigating in his state.  Ohio politicians John Kasich and Dave Yost have condemned it, as have numerous presidential candidates.  We are going to share some relevant information. 

- This is not a human being:


It's a Planned Parenthood revenue stream. 


- There's no reason to respectfully dispose of these non-humans when you can make a buck off them.
In newly released undercover footage from the pro-life Center for Medical Progress, seasoned abortionist Dr. Deborah Nucatola, who serves as national senior director of “medical services” at Planned Parenthood, chitter-chattered eagerly about fulfilling the bloodthirsty demand for “intact hearts,” “lower extremities” and lungs.

Price tag? “You know, I would throw a number out,” she babbled breezily as she twirled her fork. “I would say it’s probably anywhere from $30 to $100″ per specimen.

- And this is a Siamese Pig:

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No, actually it's NARAL Ohio's Executive Director Kellie Copeland.  She stands with Planned Parenthood in this controversy. 

We all should stand with Planned Parenthood.  Remember - an unborn child isn't a human, until their human body parts can turn a profit for Planned Parenthood. 

28 comments:

Mikey Kamrass said...

Now that I'm living in Cincinnati I can say what I really think of matters like these. The best move I ever made was leaving those dumb hicks in the 28th District after they wouldn't allow me to use them to jumpstart my political career.

I was enormously honored to be endorsed by Planned Parenthood and NARAL in my failed run for 28th District State Representative. Never have I been more proud of my affiliation with them. Part of my economic development plan was to encourage more late-term abortions so we can get top dollar for these non-human beings' human body parts.

Ms. Luke Brockmeier said...

If there is really a market for human tissue, perhaps Kellie Copeland should consider auctioning off some of that ample neck fat she's built up. She could make millions.

Alex T Mall Cop said...

Boy, if anyone really knew how many so-called good local republicans were in favor of abortion I'd have egg fetus all over my face.

Greed Township GOP said...

We can make a buck off the outrage of our base but none of our politicans at any level will ever actually do anything to stop it.

Republican Leaders in the ORP and RNC said...

This is just more proof that we need to be even more pro-abortion than the Democrats. We could make a lot of money selling off these body parts and pay our consultants even more than we already do.

Go Home said...

Court rulings on same-sex marriage, the Affordable Care Act, legislative Gerrymandering, and abortion rights have made most of the Republican Party's platform not just wrong but actually illegal.

Royal Doyle Webster said...

I want everyone to know this is one of the reasons my daughter and I stood behind Micah Kamrass. We believe Ohio needs more abortions. Ohio is missing opportunities to make money off of these human parts. If I can get re-elected, I will make it my priority to expand partial-birth abortions in Springdale so we can start making money off babies instead of letting them live.

Campaign Expert Matheny said...

My daddy said it best. As someone who thinks we need more abortions I am opposed to Jonathan Dever's pro-life position We need to elect good progressives like the PP-endorsed Micah Kamrass who understand that we need more partial-birth abortions and then we need to sell the body parts off of those dead non-humans.

Springdale Subject said...

His Royal Highness Doyle Webster is unopposed for his zillioth term as mayor. The loyal subjects of the Webster duchy agree that selling dead babies is an important revenue stream for our economic development.

Allahu Akbar!

Baby Killin' Rick Bryan said...

When seeking the Republican nomination for the 28th District State House seat that I was entitled to win, I claimed to be pro-life. Which I demonstrated was a lie when I supported the Planned Parenthood Democrat in the General Election.

I Stand With Planned. Not only should the government allow partial-birth abortions and the sale of its ensuing parts, it should promote and tax them. By having more partial abortions and more body parts sales that we will tax, this could raise a lot of money for the government that we can use to take more "Sister City" vacations!

Fräulein Wilhelmina said...

Das is right, Ricky Baby. Keep bringing those tax dollars with you. Us Germans don't care if you have to sell body parts to get them. It's in our blood.

Princess Margaret said...

This is a disgusting outrage and as the hardest working woman in all of politics, you might Think I should do or say something publicly. But if you've seen me operate in the past 10 years of service to the Republican Party, you'll know that I will do what I always do: absolutely nothing.

KNC51 said...

I can't use my name because I am retired from a very important position at the very highest levels of the government of the great state of Ohio. Folks, this is absolutely positively reprehensible behavior. I am opposed to abortion and find the very thought of it deeply immoral. After thirty years on the government payroll, I can safely say, however, that I've done absolutely nothing to lower or prevent a single abortion. But believe me, it's a very important issue and a very important reason for Christians everywhere to vote Repuoblican.

The Blessing Dynasty said...

When you come from the right family and the old man hands you a legislative seat as though it were a peerage in the House of Lords, you know you don't have to get your hands messy with divisive political issues like this. However, such propaganda can be good for fundraising from gullible conservatives who always appreciate our outrage but never notice the lack of progress on their hot-button issues.

State Representative Jonathan Dever said...

Think I will have a chance to do anything about this before I become a wholly-owned subsidiary of Chil Gerhardt Inc.? Probably not but I am in such a good mood that I won't even tell Rick Bryan to go fuck himself.

Democratic-Labor Party said...

This is going to be a great year for us. With no city council elections in Cincinnati to organize for, we will assemble our team for victory in many marginal subububs ready for change. Colerain is our biggest target, how can a place that poor be run by the GOP for so long?

Taylor Stepp the next State Rep said...

As a "Republican" I supported Micah Kamrass last year because he's 100% pro-abortion and loves raising taxes almost as much as I do. When I become State Rep, I'll move the Republican Party to the left until we support Planned Parenthood and higher taxes as much as the Democrats.

This is the future of the party when I become a "Republican" State Representative. Until then, I have to hold my breath on the sidelines as I watch these terrible Republicans like Jonathan Dever, Lou Terhar, and John Adams support a fiscally conservative agenda and try to cut off funding to great organizations like Planned Parenthood.

Sid from Springdalefield said...

How about finding some quality opponents in Springdale and Springfield Township too? Maybe back some actual Democrats in cities like Cheviot and Blue Ash instead of some independent non-endorsed perpetual losers like they have in Colerain.

The Tony and Triffon Show said...

Gosh, you just never hear about things happenig in Green Township. You don't see these things happening in any communities with Republican leadership. Except maybe in that trash-infested ghetto to our north.

Dusty Roads said...

I may be approaching 80 years old but I totally smoked Alex's hand-picked crony last fall and I am more pro-life than most "Republicans" Alex has recruited. My endorsements will carry more weight than ever on the west side. Those pink slips of the Republicans will be pink slips of a different sort for some this November.

Sheriff Jim said...

Certain communities feeling the budget pinch should talk to me about taking over your police services, or I can organize the opposition to your next police levy. Your call. It sure beats having Planned in your community as an economic development driver.

Young Drunk Republican Women of Cincinnati said...

Do we need to do anything? Or can we just keep drinking away the summer?

Greg Insco's Sock Puppet Trent Tenney said...

I stand with Planned. Do you know how hard it is to make a decent living in John Kasich's Ohio and John Boehner's America?

After years of slandering and smearing Republicans, I've decided to pretend to be one. See you at the Republicans For Insco Dessert fund-raiser in my Zumba studio at Northgate Mall on August 1 from 2 to 4. Since Greg and I have blocked almost every Republican on Facebook, the only people coming will be our Zumba cult. These women believe anything I tell them about being the victim of a brutal, oppressive township government that uses Gestapo tactics against me and anyone associated with me.

Tim Burka said...

This is going to work out great for us. The Republicans will see this video and think this is the event that will finally turn everyone against abortion. It won't of course. The Republicans will campaign against this issue, we will accuse them of secretly wanting to force women to stay home and be pregnant all the time, they'll back off and piss off their base who will accuse them
Of lacking guts. We'll win this in a walk. Again.

Republicans Running for President in 2016 said...

Maybe this is an issue we should talk about publicly instead of just using it for dollar bait from our gullible social conservative base.

Hamilton County Republican Courthouse Employee said...

You've gone nearly a whole week without a new post and three days without pretending to be someone else. You must have gotten a new job. Congratulations! Is it KFC or Wendy's?

Corporate America said...

We have asked Planned Parenthood to remove our names from its website as corporate sponsors. This is much different than stopping our financial support of this worthy charity but the stupid social conservatives whose dollars we love but whose values we despise won't ever know the difference.

Broken Fountain said...

After losing three races in the otherwise awesome Republican year of 2014, we have been lying low but would love to figure out a way of making a buck off Planned Parenthood.