Dear fellow tax hikers, what the hell just happened? We thought tonight was going to be great. Royal Doyle Webster was re-elected (for the 20th time) as he zooms in on Strom Thurmond's record in elected office. And we were ready to raise some taxes and smoke dope.
Then we got smacked in the head with a piano falling from the sky. We lost one of our greatest friends ever, Blue Ash Councilman Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan. Even worse, his fellow mustache Jim Sumner was also defeated. And we're just too hurt to say anything about the defeat of the Cincinnati Parks Tax.
How did Ricky and Jim lose to a couple newbies who barely campaigned? We are so distraught by these defeats that we will be spending the rest of the night listening to the new Justin Bieber CD. But if all you tax hikers need a safe space to comfort each other, please open up and share your thoughts in the comments section.