Monday, August 11, 2008

Special Announcement

We at Republicans for Higher Taxes have promised to update regularly through Election Day. When we make a promise, it can be taken to the bank. To make sure we live up to your high (taxing) standards, I am so much pleased to announce that we have added a contributor to our staff.

Everyone join us in welcoming Governor Bob Taft! Governor Tax has generously agreed to give his time to help us advocate higher taxes across this great state and county. As you know, Bob Tax was a great friend of the treasury during his reign of power. He raised Sales Taxes, Gas Taxes, Hotel Taxes, anything he could do to take more money out of our pockets. We are so pleased to have his expertise on our staff.

Sincerely,


Fearless Leader and Main Creator of Republicans for Higher Taxes

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