Good afternoon Comrades,
We are in the midst of one of the most exciting election cycles of my lifetime. Never before has there been a more exciting field of reliable tax increasers running for elected office. It's important that we support the Republican defenders of high taxes wherever they may be.
As you know, I was one of this State's most prolific tax and spenders as Governor. But I couldn't have done it alone. I needed underlings in the Statehouse like Jean Schmidt to help me bolster Ohio's lagging economy with untold millions in new taxes and additional spending.
That's why I'm writing to you today. We have a real opportunity to send another tax hiker to Columbus. As you may know, Virgil Lovitt is strongly being considered as a replacement for State Representative Jim Raussen. Virgil is a staunch defender of higher taxes. He has supported every single tax hike to come down the pike. From levies propping up failing schools to the Issue 27 sales tax increase Virgil has been solidly in our camp the whole way.
Clearly Sharonville has benefited from Virgil's high-tax policies. Sharonville is the gem of Hamilton County. Just ask one of the many entrepreneurial young ladies who sell their bodies in Sharonville's numerous cheap motels.
I implore you comrades - Please contact the Hamilton County Republican Party and urge them to send Virgil Lovitt to Columbus. Let's put Virg on the fast-track to the Governor's mansion and Ohio on the path towards economic recovery. We all know this State needs higher taxes, increased spending, and additional layers of government bureaucracy. Nobody can deliver as well as Virgil!
Sincerely,
Governor Bob Taft
3 comments:
Man this site has gotten 100% better. This site was great already, but now that you've got Bob Taft writing for you it's twice as good. Bob Taft, Congresswoman Jean Schmidt, and Virgil Lovitt are the three best things to happen to SW Ohio.
The Proletariat is invigorated and turgid with resolve!! The necessary change will come about, driving the capitalist pigs from their gated communities and their safe havens!!
We will hang them with the rope they made!!!!!
I hope everyone can see why I worked so hard to bring Governor Tax on to my staff. Great work Governor!
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