Dear fellow tax hikers, as Americans converged on Chick-fil-A to support this restaurant's speech rights, the mentor and former boss of our good friend Ashwin Corattiyil redoubled her efforts to shut them down. As you long-time readers know, we broke the story that Hamilton County Republican Party Executive Director Ashwin Corattiyil is a career Democratic activist. Ashwin worked all of 2004 to elect John Kerry as President. Through August 2010 he worked for the liberal Democratic Speaker of the New York City Council Christine Quinn, an open lesbian who is married to another woman.
Mrs. Quinn is an open-minded, tolerant liberal. As such, Quinn is working to immediately kick Chick-fil-A off of New York University's city campus because she disagrees with their CEO's personal belief opposing gay marriage. Nothing demonstrates an open mind like trying to shut down anyone who has a different opinion than you.
Our friend Ashwin Corattiyil worked for Mrs. Quinn during his time in New York through approximately August 2010. Then he moved to Cincinnati claiming to be a Republican, and a few months later was hired by the Hamilton County Republican Party. We do not believe he is a liberal infiltrator who is here to blow up the party's 2012 efforts. We trust Ashwin. There is no reason to believe that a life-long Democrat's instant conversion should be treated as suspect.
We applaud Speaker Christine Quinn for her dedication to tolerance. Liberals are tolerant people. It is this liberal tolerance that causes them to severely punish anyone who disagrees with them. This is but one of the lessons Ashwin learned during his years as a New York Democrat. We Hamilton County Republicans should feel fortunate that our party is being managed by such a tolerant liberal New York Democrat as Ashwin Corattiyil.
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I don't recall reading any of that when AT announced his hiring? You don't suppose they would try to keep all that important information secret do you? I am shocked.
It's just so unfair that our "boycott" backfired big time. Anyone who disagrees with me is a bigot.
It's all part of the deal we made with Alex T. We don't comment on any of the cronyism or corruption within the Republican Party and he saw to it that our founder would be given a redrawn safe Republican seat in the legislature and no one of any consequence would run against him in the primary.
As an open-minded, tolerant person, I am offended by anyone who would eat food at Chick-fil-A! You must conform to my preferences OR ELSE...
Ashwin knows which side his bread is buttered on. That's why Alex hired this total outsider who constantly is suspicious of everyone talking about his past. Alex doesn't pay for competence. He pays for loyalty, just like they do in Chicago.
Thanks to Alex T for pushing aside the conservative volunteers who did all the hard work for Brad Wenstrup in the primary so I could hang around all summer with Kels and get paid rather well for goofing off.
Five months from today, I will be installed as Brad's Cincinnati office manager where I will make over $100,000 per year for answering phones and doing whatever Alex T tells me to. This is twice what I made in the Courthouse answering phones and doing whatever Alex told me to do there. Life is great when you're a total yes-man.
What, no racist, homophobic, or anti-Semitic remarks from known bigot Craig Hochscheid (CincyCapell)? Either he's gotten quiet or you guys are moderating this site well.
I am pretending to take a stand against Obama and support Chick-Fil-A but in reality my daddy and I love raising taxes just as much as Obamass. I am kind of like Ashwin in reverse.
After a hard day of working in a county commissioner's office and texting my hard-working man who manages an important Congressional campaign, we had a lot of catching up to do. So no Chick-Fil-A for us or Suzy Kitten, that's for darn sure. They don't have a liquor license. MEOW!
Ash, be glad you followed my advice to stay faer away from Chick-Fil-A. Ugh, smelling all that grease and fried chicken is just like being around a bunch of smelly, inbred, Colerain Township West Siders. (Except for Dennis, Jeff, and Mindy, you guys totally rock!)
You know, the Greeks didn't invent chicken, just the chicken sandwhich.
As a City Councilman, I as a City Councilman appreciate Ashwin. Being a City Councilman I hate those conservatives who would eat at Chicky Fillet. Being a City Councilman that is my opinion and my opinion, as a City Councilman, is always right.
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