Dear fellow tax hikers, it seems that the Friends of Alex and Tracy (FAT) nepotism movement is growing by leaps and bounds! Last week we reported on the last two Winkler nepotism hires, in which Tracy Winkler and His Honor Ralph "Ted" Winkler hired Vince and Deb Wallace to two taxpayer-funded positions after returning from vacation with them. Obviously, the couple they last vacationed with just happened to be the two most qualified people on the planet for those jobs.
Two Court Reporters commented on His Honor's use of taxpayer funds to reward his vacation pal. And promptly, His Honor's brother Judge Robert Winkler promptly banned them from his Court Room! Once again, the Winkler family is boldly demonstrating that they are proud to use taxpayer funds as a vehicle to reward friends and family rather than use them to serve taxpayers.
For the Winkler family, it's not about public service, it's about self-service. And that is why we love them so much. Taxpayers are there to serve the privileged class and it's about time more people realize this.
Judge Robert Winkler is highly qualified to be on the bench. He possesses the following qualifications:
1) He's the son of Mama Cheryl Winkler
2) His Honor Ralph "Ted" Winkler is his brother
3) Tracy Winkler is his sister-in-law
4) He's a Friend of Alex Triantafilou (FAT)
Anyone with those qualifications is automatically qualified to be a Judge in Hamilton County. We encourage the Winklers and Triantafilous to continue their putting their own families ahead of yours - especially when it involves taxpayer money.
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Rewarding friends and family with taxpayer dollars is what being in public service is all about, right Pop?
We are all FAT! We like being FATs. We pay lots of money to be FATs.
I just wish I was better at the double-talk so that I could have stayed on the public payroll long enough to double-dip.
You go, Bob! That's how us political families work the system. Stand up for yourself. Screw those taxpayers. As the daughter of legendary Mayor of Springdale Ohio Royal Doyle Webster, and the proud owner of my expert campaign consultin' service, my opinion matters a great deal. It's too bad Alex Triantafilou and the He Man Woman Haters Club in the Hamilton County Republican Party don't ever listen to me.
How dare anyone criticize the Winklers! They are a great family of dedicated public servants and are some of the most favorite non-smelly, non-inbred, non-disgusting West Siders I know! Because I am a highly-talented political fund-raising professional and working mother, and I know everything!
It's too bad I didn't get elected to public office. I could certainly get out of paying my own way a lot more than I do now. Can you believe I've had three judgments against me just this year? I'm certainly FAT. Where can I sign up for full membership? Paying my own way stinks.
I AM GREATLY OFFENDED THAT ANYONE ANYWHERE WOULD EVER DARE QUESTION THE INTEGRITY OR HONESTY OF ONE OF THE GREATEST AND MOST ETHICAL FAMILIES IN THE HISTORY OF GREEN TOWNSHIP AND IN THE HISTORY OF THE HAMILTON COUNTY REPUBLICAN PARTY.
THE WINKLER FAMILY HAS SERVED THE PUBLIC FOR DECADES AND HAVE DONE SO FLAWLESSLY AND WITH GREAT DEDICATION TO THE REPUBLICAN CAUSE AND THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT. THE WINKLER FAMILY HAS PROBABLY SET A RECORD FOR MOST INCARCERATIONS AS A FAMILY. IT'S TOO DARN BAD THEY CAN'T JUST INCARCERATE ALL THOSE COAST WACKADOOS WHO THINK CHRISTOPHER SMITHERMAN IS A GREAT GUY. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MORE PEOPLE LIKE LESLIE GHIZ IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY? WE NEED THE KINDS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT TO AND AREN'T AFRAID TO DO IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE LIKE ME TELL THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEED TO DO.
NOW IF YOU ALL WILL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO BABY-SIT BRAND-NEW REPRESENTATIVE BILL BLESSING.
I get to kind-of double-dip these days when I am paid by the taxpayers to do one job in the County Auditor's office but actually spend my time on another job obsessing over every decision the Colerain Township officials make and then prepping for my TV appearances to harass them for it.
Just think, if I spent the time at my first taxpayer-paid job actually doing that job, I'd have about 25 years in now, and could double-dip for real. But, I've always been much better at criticizing other people than actually doing these things myself.
Definition of Double Dipping:
To draw a government pension or benefit for one job WHILE also working in the government at another job or to draw two pensions at the same time as a result of reaching the retirement criteria twice for the SAME entity.
Definition of Slander:
A malicious, false, and defamatory STATEMENT or report
You may want to remove someone's name before "stating" incorrect comments.
Our anonymous friend at 1:02 PM, who surely was not using a public agency's computer or network when typing this, needs to be aware that truth is an affirmative defense. Or she could just call Jim Reuter. I hear he has some time on his hands these days.
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