Dear fellow tax hikers, it seems that the Friends of Alex and Tracy (FAT) nepotism movement is growing by leaps and bounds! Last week we reported on the last two Winkler nepotism hires, in which Tracy Winkler and His Honor Ralph "Ted" Winkler hired Vince and Deb Wallace to two taxpayer-funded positions after returning from vacation with them. Obviously, the couple they last vacationed with just happened to be the two most qualified people on the planet for those jobs.
Two Court Reporters commented on His Honor's use of taxpayer funds to reward his vacation pal. And promptly, His Honor's brother Judge Robert Winkler promptly banned them from his Court Room! Once again, the Winkler family is boldly demonstrating that they are proud to use taxpayer funds as a vehicle to reward friends and family rather than use them to serve taxpayers.
For the Winkler family, it's not about public service, it's about self-service. And that is why we love them so much. Taxpayers are there to serve the privileged class and it's about time more people realize this.
Judge Robert Winkler is highly qualified to be on the bench. He possesses the following qualifications:
1) He's the son of Mama Cheryl Winkler
2) His Honor Ralph "Ted" Winkler is his brother
3) Tracy Winkler is his sister-in-law
4) He's a Friend of Alex Triantafilou (FAT)
Anyone with those qualifications is automatically qualified to be a Judge in Hamilton County. We encourage the Winklers and Triantafilous to continue their putting their own families ahead of yours - especially when it involves taxpayer money.