Dear fellow tax hikers, GOP officials are hosting a huge fundraiser this week and it is urgent that you attend. Is this a fundraiser to assist the Republican candidate for Cincinnati Mayor? Of course not - we don't have a candidate for Mayor. Oh wait, it must be a fundraiser to help the Republicans take back the 9-member Cincinnati City Council. Nope it's not that either. In fact, the Hamilton County GOP doesn't even have 5 candidates.
On July 18th there will be a mega-fundraiser for Symmes Township Fiscal Officer candidate Vince Wallace. It costs a minimum of $100 and your attendance is expected.
If you haven't heard of Vince Wallace, you should have. Last year our good friends Tracy Winkler and hubby, His Honor Ralph Ted Winkler, went on vacation with Vince and Deb Wallace. Upon their return, Tracy hired Vince to be her Chief Operations Officer for a cool $68k/year and His Honor hired Deb to be his double-dipping Court Reporter. We have no doubt they were the two most qualified people in the world for those jobs.
Mr. Wallace is someone important. He is a Friend of Alex and Tracy (FAT). Wallace's election as Symmes Fiscal Officer would be an important victory to expand the Winker Empire. Friends support friends. And as an FAT and friend of ours, we want everyone to help us make this week's Vince Wallace fundraiser a rousing success.