Dear fellow tax hikers, by this time next week The Twinkie will be back in stores nationwide!
This truly is the sweetest comeback in the history of ever. We even learned today that Twinkies will have an additional 19 days of shelf life from it's pre-shutdown version, improving from 26 days to 45. This just adds to the buildup. The anticipation is driving us crazy!
If you think we're excited, imagine how porky pigs Mr. and Mrs. CincyCapell (Craig and Tabitha Hochscheid) feel. Supposedly their Price Hill neighbors have been hearing the Oinks of Joy for days.
We're down to one final week of withdrawal before our favorite dessert is back. Follow the official countdown here. We've gotta get going now - we have to prepare for the Sunday evening campout so we can be first in line to experience the comeback.