Dear fellow tax hikers, we endorse the lovely Sandra Queen Noble for Cincinnati Mayor. We need all of you to vote for her in today's primary so she can advance to November's General Election.
Why are we endorsing Queen Noble? Ask yo momma bitch!
And don't ever print her muthafuckin' photograph without her permission and shit.
Don't you dare publish her comments without her written consent bitches. Give her back her kids. Vote for the Queen, not them racist incumbents and the Nazi fuking reporters who cover for them.