Dear fellow tax hikers, THEY KILLED OUR STREETCAR!!!
Just one month after our humiliating Roxanne Qualls defeat we are sitting here crying our eyes out again. This city is DEAD. It can't possibly survive.
Please help us spread the word to all streetcar supporters that the Suicide Hotline is open 24/7. We're not giving up and neither should you. We tax hikers are like roaches - we never go away.
This means some bad things for us. Worst of all, we'll have to keep riding a putrid BUS to get around instead of a luxury $148 million streetcar. Or we'll just have to drive our SUV's more often. But jeez, don't you sometimes have these days that you want to park the SUV and get around in a lovely streetcar?
We white Young Professionals in OTR deserve something for ourselves, but that evil man John Cranley took it away. We promise you our movement isn't dead even if our streetcar is. Someday, we'll bring a streetcar and a huge new Light Rail Tax to Cincinnati - once Cincinnati reverses itself from it's "death".