Dear fellow tax hikers, we stand with Wyoming city leaders as they seek to raise the income tax by 25% on their citizens and workers. This money is needed for some very important programs, whatever they are. Since the current rate is too low, citizens deserve the privilege of giving more of their income to the government.
If taxes are not raised the city says they may have to cut some police officers. That prospect should appeal to School Board Party Mom Lynn Larson, who apparently wants her city's police to focus their efforts on black people and leave the "good white kids" alone.
Even worse, without higher taxes how could Wyoming afford to give away $800,000 of taxpayer money to the next restaurant they want to bring to town? If they can't afford their own Mahogany's-style deals, then the only restaurants that would land in Wyoming are the ones who want to be there.
Racial issues notwithstanding, we believe this tax hike is necessary for the good of the city. Wyoming residents and workers are undertaxed and must be allowed to give more to their government. After all, Mahogany's is looking to move and Wyoming Council might need that money to get them there.
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I love raising taxes in Wyoming. Certainly everyone remembers my big massive 60% tax increase to build a pool in Woodlawn. This tax hike has me even more excited!
I want to raise taxes AND layoff da polices, especially the ones who enforce the law against rich white people. I would drink to that.
With Artisinal Beverages tanking this month after years of sloth I can't help but wonder aloud how tax dollars could have kept my company of one afloat and allowed me to remain operating out of my Pricedale basement lair... Now I am reduced to stocking shelves at the Cork n Bottle, a predicament most unfitting for a bon vivant.
Past Principal of the failed Artisinal Beverages and current stock boy at the Cork n Bottle - Craig "shine box" Hochscheid
This is gearing up to be a great year for us. Our wonderful son will overcome his 30 point deficit in the polls to finally win a statewide election. Hamilton County's Sales Tax will increase - and soon enough we'll get one for The Freedom Center. And closer to home our own community of Wyoming will provide us with a 25% Income Tax hike. We can't wait to see what restaurant they'll subsidize with that money.
Oh, and we're also hiring another servant! What a great year for us!
When I'm not busy supporting Micah Kamrass and other Democrats in protest of the Hamilton County Republican Party's lack of action against the extremist carpet-bagger whose dirty campaign defeated Rick Bryan, I will do all I can to support the Wyoming income tax. Raising taxes for Springdale and Princeton have been the only political success I've ever really had.
Ms. Vicky Zwiss supported building a swimming pool for black kids in Woodlawn. Now she supports a tax hike for a restaurant in Wyoming. It's clear that Vicky hates black people. She wants them to either drown or overeat, preferably do the overeating first then go drown in the swimming pool in Woodlawn.
Are Republicans as despised in Wyoming as I am in my own party?
Dear Republicans: thanks for letting an extremist carpetbagger get your nomination. This whole campaigning thing is so much easier than David, PG and their parents told me it would ever be.
Maybe THIS is the story we are so desperately seeking to portray the entire Republican Party as a bunch of greedy, racist, warmongering, bigoted, homophobic, sexist obstructionists hellbent on rolling back the clock to the Jim Crow Era.
I hope it's a classy restaurant that's coming to Wyoming and not the kind of place that will attract minorities or west siders.
Don't worry, Micah Kamrass, we've got your back. And Ed FitzGerald's, David Pepper's and Connie Pillich's. We're even supporting whoever is running against Pat Dinkelacker. Remember, he who dares to cross the Blue Ash Republicans does so at his own peril.
When you're lucky enough to be born into a ruling family, issues such as these are of no importance to you whatsoever. As long as the voters are willing to let themselves be fooled by the right name and the right party, this family can live high off the hog on the taxpayers dime forever. Ain't America grand?
Didn't we fight a war against England to stop that sort of thing the Blessing Dynasty has perfected? No matter, all us tea-baggers are voting for him because he's a god-fearin' gun-totin' good-old-boy Amurrican.
When is the GOP going to get off their rear ends and start getting signs out, going door to door, and running campaign ads on TV?
The Republicans that I loathe so much are using my great campaign strategery of waiting until the last minute to do any campaigning. At least one Republican candidate has the nastiness factor that worked so well for so many of my former clients. I wonder why no one wants me working on their campaigns anymore. Good thing my daddy has crossed over to endorse the Democrat running against that mean nasty evil extremist carpet-bagging Deceitful Dever. It helps me pretend I am still relevant.
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