It gets even better:
No meat, no fish, no dairy, no carbs, no alcohol, no beans, no sugar, no quinoa, and even tofu is no-fu. Now we love City Councilman Chris Seelbach - we love his tax hikes, his streetcar, his gay and incest marriage advocacy, his preferences to labor unions, his car....we love the guy. But even we can't go along with this.
What bet did these people lose to have to attend this dinner? The only way you could get us there is if we pigged out at Chick-fil-A on the way.
We will not be attending, but we would still like to help City Councilman Seelbach decide what to prepare for the dinner party. Tell us tax hikers, what would YOU serve?
We at Republicans for Higher Taxes will offer our suggestion - a pitcher of water with a can of salt. Dinner's served!
23 comments:
Not as concerned about fixing Chris' dinner as I am thrilled to see the anti-public transportation reactionaries get their lunch eaten all the time.
After the streetcar fails, councilman Chrissy can serve crow and humble pie.
I hear Councilman Squeelback swallows at least one "high protein" meal a day.
How about serving new guests?
This is a terrible idea but at least he isn't dining with any fat, smelly, disgusting inbred westsiders.
I legitimately feel sorry for someone whose collective group of friends would call that dinner party fun. That seems like a really good time to re-evaluate your life, and your friendships. What a miserable existence.
As a healthy living advocate and candidate for bariatric intervention I can identify with that which is philosophically corrupt; a dinner party with no dinner. My 50 yr old stock boy husband and I routinely push through our food allergies and disregard the notion of any food preferences in favor of pure unfettered caloric intake. In this regard we are indeed pioneers and are widely viewed as culinary Chernobyls...
Flabitha H & Stockboy H
These kinds of people are the future of the Democratic Party. These are the people the old guard is trying to keep out.
Thanks to our high-spending and game-playing township trustees, we will be lucky to afford to even eat like Chris Seelbach does once we are done overpaying for our mediocre police services. The trustees need to keep the local police so that they'll own the people they need to keep quiet about their crimes, like the attempted theft of Greg Insco's rock.
Are dinner parties as popular in OTR as I am in my own district? Fuck you, Rick Bryan!
Seelbach much better at cooking the books than he is at cooking a dinner.
Shouldn't Squeal Back be celebrating a bit more robustly as the Supreme Court is nearly all but certain to legalize gay marriage.
I would have served pizza, hamburgers, chicken, soda, and water, and told the guests if they don't like it they can eat elsewhere.
We should throw Greg a dinner party to show our support after those mean and vindictive trustees stole his rock.
Would love to see this blog focus on something more substantive. Since this is a Republican blog, I can see why you want to focus on trivial minutiae at a time when Baltimore is burning as a result of Republican racism and bigotry, and while the Republican Congress continues to slash spending on jobs and economic development programs for our cities.
Would they serve this kind of slop at the Seelbach Hotel in Chris' hometown of Louisville!
Insco is so vain he thinks everything in Colerain Township is all about him.
You know, the Greeks invented dinner parties.
When you come from the right family and the old man hands off his seat to you as though it were a peerage in the House of Lords, you can always guarantee you'll eat a whole lot better than the peasants gathering with Chris Seelbach.
You sure you don't want me to bring any left over Chipotle? It's been hiding in my trunk.
Don't you have anything better to do?
With all the hot naked women who I feature on my Facebook page as my potential escorts, I should be on the A list at any dinner party. Ignore that whilst I accuse the Republican Party of mysogenism.
Doesn't look like we will have many victories to celebrate on Tuesday because our local elected officials aren't trying to raise taxes very hard.
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