Dear fellow tax hikers, our fine friends on Blue Ash Council are moving towards building a $1 million bike park. This is not an April Fools joke. They are looking to spend $1 million to bring a big new bike park to Blue Ash.
Even better - this would be IN ADDITION to the $75 million Blue Ash Council is already spending on their park. We believe the higher taxes necessary to pay for this park is a good idea. $75 million doesn't go as far as it used to.
We have heard that first event at this bike park will be called The Mustache Clash. It will feature premier mustaches Rick Bryan and Jim Sumner racing each other on their little red tricycles.
We fully endorse this park and the tax increases necessary to fund it. A $75 million park isn't enough. They need a $1 million bike park to make it great.