Dear fellow tax hikers, our fine friends on Blue Ash Council are moving towards building a $1 million bike park. This is not an April Fools joke. They are looking to spend $1 million to bring a big new bike park to Blue Ash.
Even better - this would be IN ADDITION to the $75 million Blue Ash Council is already spending on their park. We believe the higher taxes necessary to pay for this park is a good idea. $75 million doesn't go as far as it used to.
We have heard that first event at this bike park will be called The Mustache Clash. It will feature premier mustaches Rick Bryan and Jim Sumner racing each other on their little red tricycles.
We fully endorse this park and the tax increases necessary to fund it. A $75 million park isn't enough. They need a $1 million bike park to make it great.
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Awesome idea. You guys are doing a great job in Blue Ash. This $75 million park - I mean the $76 million park - is the best public works idea since my stadium plan.
Keep writing about stuff in Blue Ash. You aren't fooling anyone.
Are parks as popular in Blue Ash as I am in my own district? Fuck you Rick Bryan!
maybe the tricycle racers could put wings on their trikes to commemorate Blue Ash's rich aviation history. nah, couldn't have that.
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Our former friends in Blue Ash leadership need to take a lesson from us at P&G since we seem to know everything. First, sell off a bunch to stuff to raise money, that always makes the books look better and fools shareholders, or taxpayers in your case. Next time you go for a big purchase like an old airport, don't telegraph your moves in advance. Learn from Mason and sneak in a meeting or two to discuss what you don't want the public to know. And who cares if the Enquirer finds out, just re-vote and the can't sue thanks to slick Billy Seitz for hiding that one in a bill and getting it passed.
Bike parks are a must have feature of any healthy community where physical fitness is a priority. So I have read...
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