And last night our party held its annual fundraiser at the very special Music Hall. The location's selection was no accident. The Puppet Chairman Alex Clouseau and his boss George Vincent wanted to show the arts community that the GOP leadership stands behind Music Hall and is very upset that our county taxes were not increased for 14 years to renovate this great facility. It was a great event, and we are especially proud to have served the tastiest $75 chicken ever.
With this great week out of the way, we spend today doing what we do best - sitting on the couch while watching tv and surfing the internet. We have selected a great entertainment video for everyone to watch. This features a woman who goes to play in one of those recreational ball pits.......and can't get out.
Sadly, the video did not last long enough to show the industrial crane lifting her out.
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Hey that reminds me of my last visit to Chuck E. Cheese.
I think that woman is in my Zumba class.
She must live on the west side.
When you come from the right family and the old man hands you a legislative seat as though it were a peerage in the House of Lords, matters such as these involving a most unfortunate person of the lower castes are quite funny.
Are funhouses as popular with fat people as I am in my own district? Fuck you, Rick Bryan!
I get that view every single day. Jealous?
Boy that "Trent Tenney" character sure got quiet once we out him.
This must have taken place at one of those tacky joints in that trash-infested ghetto to our north.
Boy, did we represent at the Lincoln-Reagan dinner, or what? I think we had 5 or 6 of us there and we were far and away the most popula people there. No one wanted to talk to Jonathan Dever, or Chris Monzel, or Brad Wenstrup or Steve Chabot. Forget Senator Portman or that other Senator who was the featured guest. Nope, the real star of the night was our very own Rick Bryan
I had an amazing time at the amazing venue Music Hall. The only way this event could have been better is if our taxes had been raised to renovate this amazing facility, and if I was there as the State Representative of the 28th District, but that BASTARD JONATHAN DEVER AND HIS SUPPORTERS STOLE IT FROM ME AND I WILL NEVER GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!
I am totally done with the Hamilton County GOP. They hate women and never gave me and my campaign expertise the recognition I deserve!
Not getting over an election loss is nothing new. I am still bitter from an election so long ago that a baby born on the day I was unfairly turned out of office by an ignorant electorate that needed to know the TRUTH about the incompetent rookie who defeated me would be in middle school now.
I can't use my real name because I am retired from a very important position at the very highest levels of the government of this very crucial state that plays such a large
Role in determining Presidential elections and with it the fate of this great nation of ours. Folks, it is always great to see the hard work and dedication of the great unsung foot soldiers of the Republican Party recognized at our grand banquet and nationally renowned Lincoln Reagan dinner. I refer of course to those great men so honored last weekend: The Honorable Judge Pat Dinkellacker and the Great Chip Gerhardt. Someone else was recognized too but he can't do anything for me anymore so I won't acknowledge that one.
Looks like I got caught trying to have it both ways, placing a school levy on the May primary ballot and then pretending I was against it.
Voters such as these obese women are the future of our party and the future of our country. We have to change our ways to make sure they get all the government handouts they need and to have as many abortions as possible. They should be able to legally marry each other in that ball pit. That's the kind of change our party needs to make if we are ever going to win another election.
This reminds me of the fake conservatives on the Northeest school board trying to untangle themselves from all the lies they told about that
Levy that they tried to snake through hoping no one would notice.
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