Dear fellow tax hikers, last year may have been disastrous for us but now we are gearing up to bring some big new tax increases to Hamilton County. Today we revealed our plans in an exclusive to the Cincinnati Business Courier.
First, we are going to raise Hamilton County's Sales Tax to ensure the streetcar is properly funded and expand bus service all across the county. If there is any project that needs more taxpayer funding, it's the Cincinnati Streetcar.
We are also going to pass a tax hike for the Preschool Promise. Our tax-hiking team still has to decide whether we want this to be a city-only issue or go countywide. This is going to need a lot of your money.
For example, two years ago this program was projected to cost no more than $9 million in the city. Now the estimated cost is up to $18 million. Who knows where the final number will end! We promise to endorse this Promise no matter how much it costs.
One of the leaders of the Preschool Promise is The Greatest Rabbi in Ohio Lewis Kamrass, who happens to be the father of Micah and Jared. Gee, we wonder which political consulting firm will get the contract to run this tax hike campaign. This is how politics works. We raise taxes to make ourselves richer - while all you peasants get poorer. These two important tax increases will continue this proud tradition. Tax us more!