Sunday, November 1, 2015

Doyle Webster publishes brutal attack on Colerain Township

Dear fellow tax hikers, this Friday morning Springdale Mayor Doyle Webster posted on his website a piercing attack against Colerain Township.  Read the rant for yourself:


We applaud Royal Doyle Webster for telling it like it is.  This is how a Mayor represents his city!  We can think of no better way to bring Springdale the many improvements it needs than to launch a blistering attack against your neighboring communities. 

Royal Doyle is 100% right.  Colerain Township is jealous of Springdale.  We all are.  Who wouldn't want to experience their plethora of $90,000 houses, fast food joints, trailer parks, vacant business sites, and poorly-managed office complexes?  And if we re-elect Royal this Tuesday, Springdale can continue moving further in this positive direction.

13 comments:

Greed Township GOP said...

Springdale doesn't border Colerain but we share a very long border with that trash-infested ghetto to the north.

Sara from Springdale said...

Our mayor might be half-senile and he might have a daughter with one of the nastiest personalities around but something must be going right if the only person challenging him is an elderly woman with no money, no message, and no campaign team. That Doyle's greatness is evident to someone living ten miles away in marked contrast to the crime and deteriorating roads in Colerain says a lot about GOP machine control of Colerain.

Senile Springdale Mayor said...

Royal Doyle Webster (and his incompetent daughter) should worry about his own shitty town instead of monitoring his more successful neighbors.

Springdale Denizen said...

If this is how Doyle Webster is representing us, then it's time for him to go. His effectiveness has diminished greatly these past few years.

Former Springdale Denizen said...

Grew up in Springdale, 75-95, went away to school and the Army, moved back in with my folks in 03, moved out in 04, and they left in 06. The place has gone downhill while taxes went up. One of my parents' friends was friends with the Websters and Doyle always came off as a nice grandfatherly type. Then they had some questions about something and he got all pissy and his daughter got all prissy. They supported someone who ran against someone Doyle liked and got a call and then a nasty call and then all of a sudden the zoning inspectors were out looking at their home all the time, then they went on vacation and their house got vandalized and other stuff started happening. After the cops were called the fourth time, the lady said none of this happened until they supported a new candidate for office. Cop said "well, there's your problem."

Current Springdale Resident said...

It's even worse if you're an African-American in Springdale. Forget trying to get involved in that community. Lots of For Sale signs in Springdale.

Gender Bender said...

Where the hell did that thing about gender identity from at the end? It's almost like your Colerain friend copied and pasted something from Buzzfeed right in there. Speaking of Buzz, I guess we know how Royal Doyle is voting on Issue 3.

Loyal Doyle said...

Webster is going to cruise to re-election. The fact that the only person running against him after all his years of service is a bitter hag who just thinks it's her turn tells you everything you need to know.

Steve Gallstone said...

I tried every trick in the book to best Doyle in 2011 and it didn't work. Too many people saw through my attempts to smear him and try to make the election about something other than his superb record in office. It backfired badly and I can barely show my face in public now.

Easy Eddie said...

How on Earth did Colerain Township manage to make itself the center of attention on this blog yet again?

Harlow Gone Tomorrow said...

Nasty stuff coming from the Webster campaign. He used to run unopposed. He used to do his job. Now he has retired but still wants to collect a paycheck.

Can't Wait said...

Can't wait until tomorrow when the incident trustee Rinehart and the incumbent school board member Unger get the hook from Colerain voters while Springdale resoundingly re-elects its mayor Webster.

The Donald said...

Congratulation on the HUuuuge win!