Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Stadium Dave Linnenberg Bails Out

Dear fellow tax hikers, our movement suffered a setback today when Green Township Trustee David Linnenberg announced he would not be in the running to replace Bob Mecklenborg in the State House.  Just yesterday we gave Stadium Dave our enthusiastic endorsement due to his key leadership role in passing the Stadium Sales Tax hike to give Bengals Owner Mike Brown a free stadium and millions per year in subsidies. We thought we had found a hero. 

Stadium Dave's withdrawal has forced us to restart our search.  We promise you tax hikers, we have resumed our search and promise to find a qualified tax-and-spend Republican to send to Columbus.  We expect to post a new endorsement in the coming days.  We hope that person won't exit the race a few hours later like Stadium Dave did.

4 comments:

Bob Bedinghaus said...

Some day my boy Dave will be on the County Commission and he'll be as great as I was.

Big Mama Traci Winkler said...

Like, pick meee. It would be totally kewl!

Anonymous said...

Tommy Adamec said...
Can I move into Meck's district? Can we gerrymander Blue Ash into Cleves? What's in it for me and my lovely Diane? I want to be a State Representative too!

Greggy "tax hike" Hartman said...

I wish this issue would flare back up so no one would pay attention to my ridiculous tax hiking schemes.