Dear fellow tax hikers, many embark on an ambitious reading plan for those summertime months. Being extremely intelligent and well-read, we do this too. It's time for us to pick up those books so we can be the smartest tax-hikers we can be. With that, we introduce to you:
The Republicans for Higher Taxes Summer Reading List
1. Serving with Honor and Integrity, by Jean Schmidt
2. Giving Back to the Community that Has Given You So Much, by Mike Brown
3. Running an Effective Campaign, by Julie Matheny
4. Staying Sane in an Insane World, by Simon Leis
5. Getting Over the Bitterness of Losing an Election, by MS. Vicky Zwissler
6. Working Hard for the Citizens who Elected You, by Tax Hikin’ Rick Bryan
7. Effective Weight-loss Tips, by Tabitha Hochscheid
8. Telling the Truth About Anything, by Jon Husted
9. Being a Good Parent, by Lynn Larson
10. Keeping Taxes Low, by Virgil Lovitt
11. I Will Win an Election Some Day Before I Die, by Martha Good
12. Hiring Qualified Employees, by Tracy Winkler. With a forward from Alex and Jennifer Triantafilou
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How about ordering some copies of "Personal Hygiene for Dummies" for Smelly West Side Republicans Who Don't Live in Green Township?
Or "My Party, Right Or Wrong" for So-Called Republicans in COAST?
Or "Appreciate All The Hard Work The Republican Party Organization Does for You" for ungrateful elected officials who think they walk on water?
I AM SURPRISED NO ONE HAS NOTICED JUST HOW FREAKING ANGRY AND BITTER I'VE BEEN AFTER LOSING TWO ELECTIONS IN A ROW! WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER PRETENDING TO BE A REPUBLICAN ANYMORE? WHERE IS DAVID PEPPER WHEN I NEED HIM MOST? AND JOHN CRANLEY TOO THE MISERABLE LITTLE MAN I USED TO DATE?
Signed copies of #12 are available down at Republican Headquarters. Volunteer this weekend for Obama, I mean Romney, and get a free copy!
Will you please read my new book?
"Drinking Fine Wine with a Large Meal."
The Queen of Bitter is our very own Kathy Mohr, still stalking the lady who defeated her for a township clerk position... all the way back in 2003!
Hi Guys,
I bet you'd love to read a book about my political oddyssey. I grew up a hard-core Republican, then worked for a moderate Republican who endorsed Democrats, fought other Republicans as President of the Blue Chip Young Republicans, wrote anonymos blog posts smearing other Republicans, opposed everything Republicans like Chris Monzel tried to do, supported the Democrats' sales tax plan, personally smeared Republicans who opposed the jail tax, dated a Democrat who worked for the Democrat my boss supported, ran for office as a Republican, managed a Democrat's City Council campaign, misused the money I raised from Republicans and steered into the pocket of my girlfiend, got a job importing Democrat voters to Cincinnati, married the Democrat girl I was dating, got another job with the help of the Democrats, moved from Delhi to Westwood to the East Side, and then finally have put down roots in my wife's old hometown of Madeira.
After all of those political twists and turns, I am getting into community organizing to stop an apartment complex from being built in Madeira. I know what subsidized housing did to Westwood and we can't have any of those people living here.
Check out my latest project at
www.madeiraproud.com
The old man says I have to buy a bunch of his books. I'm pushing 70 myself, so I'll need it soon.
I believe my book should have made the list, "Donating to Great Conservatives." With all the money I've given to great conservatives like Simon Leis, Bill Seitz, Rick Bryan, and JEAN SCHMIDT, I know my book will be a best seller.
Hi Friends,
Hey, I know a lot of former Blue Chippers are on this site alot. We had such a great thing going until those evil conservatives took over the club and completely ruined it. It was so much fun leading a Republican organization and using it to attack conservatives like Chris Monzel, Sam Malone, COAST, Tom Brinkman, and so, so many others.
Those were some good times, weren't they, Betsy? Corie? Matt McGowan?
By now, you're all familiar with my latest project www.madeiraproud.com and well, I was wondering if you could all please take a moment and contact the Madeira City Council and express your opposition to this apartment complex coming into Madeira.
Many of you live in places like Westwood and Cheviot and you know what those people can do when they move into your community.
So, please, don't let Madeira become another Westwood or Cheviot.
Contact the Madeira City Council and tell them that when I get behind an issue or a campaign, I won't quit until victory is won.
Thanks, guys. Long live Blue Chip!
Rick Brasington – Mayor
Home: 561-8889
rbrasington@madeiracity.com
Tim Dicke – Vice Mayor
Home: 891-3639
Email Address: tdicke@madeiracity.com
Melisa Adrien – Member
Home: 321-5849
Email Address: madrien@madeiracity.com
Kenneth Born - Member
Home: 561-7228
Email Address: kborn@madeiracity.com
Richard Staubach – Member
Home: 984-0512
Email Address: rstaubach@madeiracity.com
Rob Steier – Member
Home: 791-818
Email Address: rsteier@madeiracity.com
Mike Steur – Member
Home: 791-7816
Email Address: msteur@madeiracity.com
You forgot my book "Procrastinating Your Way to Victory While Campaigning Outside Your Congressional District." I haven't written it yet, but I will soon, just you wait. Once Kellie and I get back from this month's vacation, that is.
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