Dear fellow tax hikers, today is just another day for those on welfare (like us). But we hope that the few in our tax-hiking movement who work for a living will take time to celebrate the most important holiday of the year, Labor Day. Specifically, we celebrate those who are forced to labor in a mandatory union shop.
Unions are the backbone of our country, and union leaders are the true entrepreneurs. This is the day we celebrate them. In honor of our union brothers and sisters, we pay special tribute to the engine of America:
We also pay tribute to those politicians and activists who have defended the government unions from unfair attacks. Pro-union politicians understand that citizens exist to serve the government. The government does not exist to serve its citizens.
Legislation that limits the power of unions to consume government resources is bad for our state and country. Who do you want making decisions about our government - the people we elect to make decisions about our government, or the unions? We want the unions to decide. Today on Labor Day, please join us in honoring the most important group in America's economy - the unions.