Dear fellow tax hikers, we are enormously proud of our City Councilman Laure Quinlivan. While attending the Democratic National Convention to support Our Messiah Barack Obama, Quinlivan was photographed wearing a "Sluts for Obama" button.
This is very brave of Laure. She is not alone.
I now feel strong enough to admit it - I am a slut. My civil domestic partner is a slut. Many of our strongest supporters are sluts. Like Quinlivan, we sluts also voted for Barack Obama in 2008 and we will likely do so again.
We sluts want to keep the government out of our sex lives.....except when we want the government to pay for our sex lives. When we say keep your laws off our bodies, what we really mean is we should be able to do whatever we want with our bodies, but at everyone else's expense.
We applaud Our Messiah Barack Obama for understanding our plight. Are you a slut like us? If so, get on board the People's Campaign for Obama! The right to have other people pay for your sex life depends on it.