Dear fellow tax hikers, this week Republicans for Higher Taxes will start rolling out its endorsements! We cannot wait to provide our expert guidance so that we may all vote for the highest-taxing, biggest-spending candidates we can find. We have some excellent candidates at the federal and local levels who deserve our support.
We can feel the momentum building. This is going to be a great election for the big government movement.
For now, we leave you with the Official Anthem of Our Messiah Barack Obama.