Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Endorsements coming

Dear fellow tax hikers, this week Republicans for Higher Taxes will start rolling out its endorsements!  We cannot wait to provide our expert guidance so that we may all vote for the highest-taxing, biggest-spending candidates we can find.  We have some excellent candidates at the federal and local levels who deserve our support. 

We can feel the momentum building.  This is going to be a great election for the big government movement. 

For now, we leave you with the Official Anthem of Our Messiah Barack Obama.


Racist Pig Craig Hochscheid (aka CincyCapell) said...

I hope you don't endorse a lot of minorities.

Princess Margaret said...

OMG! I soooo totally cannot wait for the big endorsement bash! You're going to have a cocktail party, right? That means I'll have to go buy new high heels and a new dress! I can't wait! I am soooo pumped. Get it, pumped? Just don't invite any smelly west siders, mmmkay?

Louis William Blessing III said...

I just hope you guys consider me for your endorsement after my dad demonstrated such strong support for Bob Taft's tax hikes.

Here's a little advice: don't hold your big celebration in a park unless you will finish before dark. This time of year, sunset is around 7:30. Just an FYI.

Ashwin said...

Hey everyone, I will be waiting on pins and needles for these endorsements too. I love candidates who hike taxes! Vote Democrat, I mean... vote Republican! Yeah, that's it.