Dear fellow tax hikers, tonight we direct your attention to a unique race on this year's ballot - Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge. This is a field race to elect two Judges. You get two votes. The top two finishers both get elected and there are four beautiful women running for these two spots. If only me and my civil domestic partner liked women we would get to enjoy this race even more than we do now.
We are proud to endorse our good friends Leslie Ghiz and Heather Russell. These lovely ladies understand the value of higher taxes and bigger government.
Leslie Ghiz is one of our longest and best friends. You can search through our archives to see all of our glowing articles about her. Leslie proudly endorsed liberal Democrat David Pepper for County Commissioner. She strongly backed the huge Pepper/Portune/Leis $777 million Sales Tax increase in 2007 that sadly did not pass. As a City Councilman, Leslie cast a pivotal vote to start the Cincinnati streetcar project. Our Ghizzy also voted to expand gay rights, which she did while criticizing those damn conservatives who held a different opinion. As you can see, Leslie has been one of our strongest tax-and-spend allies.
We also know Heather Russell to be a woman of big government herself. In 2007 when we worked day and night to pass that $777 Sales Tax increase, Heather was supportive of our efforts. As a sitting Judge she could not endorse it, but we fondly remember all the times she showed up to local Republican clubs nodding like a Bobblehead doll at every argument being made by one of our pro-tax speakers, and backing all of our strong pro-tax arguments. We remain angry to this day that the voters rejected our position and killed that important tax increase.
We feel good endorsing Ghiz and Russell. These are the kind of Republicans who best represent our party. With four beautiful women running for these two positions, we can't ask for anything more than a chance to elect two of our GOP allies. Leslie Ghiz and Heather Russell for Judge!