Dear fellow tax hikers, tonight we direct your attention to a unique race on this year's ballot - Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge. This is a field race to elect two Judges. You get two votes. The top two finishers both get elected and there are four beautiful women running for these two spots. If only me and my civil domestic partner liked women we would get to enjoy this race even more than we do now.
We are proud to endorse our good friends Leslie Ghiz and Heather Russell. These lovely ladies understand the value of higher taxes and bigger government.
Leslie Ghiz is one of our longest and best friends. You can search through our archives to see all of our glowing articles about her. Leslie proudly endorsed liberal Democrat David Pepper for County Commissioner. She strongly backed the huge Pepper/Portune/Leis $777 million Sales Tax increase in 2007 that sadly did not pass. As a City Councilman, Leslie cast a pivotal vote to start the Cincinnati streetcar project. Our Ghizzy also voted to expand gay rights, which she did while criticizing those damn conservatives who held a different opinion. As you can see, Leslie has been one of our strongest tax-and-spend allies.
We also know Heather Russell to be a woman of big government herself. In 2007 when we worked day and night to pass that $777 Sales Tax increase, Heather was supportive of our efforts. As a sitting Judge she could not endorse it, but we fondly remember all the times she showed up to local Republican clubs nodding like a Bobblehead doll at every argument being made by one of our pro-tax speakers, and backing all of our strong pro-tax arguments. We remain angry to this day that the voters rejected our position and killed that important tax increase.
We feel good endorsing Ghiz and Russell. These are the kind of Republicans who best represent our party. With four beautiful women running for these two positions, we can't ask for anything more than a chance to elect two of our GOP allies. Leslie Ghiz and Heather Russell for Judge!
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I am a man darn it!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENDORSEMENT. UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE I COULD NAME IN THE WOMAN-HATING CLUB CALLING ITSELF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, YOU GUYS HAVE ALWAYS STOOD UP FOR ME. YOU'VE HAD MY BACK AND DONE ALL YOU CAN TO GET ME ELECTED TO WHATEVER OFFICE I AM RUNNING FOR THIS YEAR.
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HATES WOMEN YET THEY KEEP ENDORSING ME.
I'll drink to this endorsement!
- The Queen of Deer Park
OHMYGOD this is one of the best pieces you've ever wrote!!!! Endorsing high-taxin' GOP women is almost as good as it gets. If only one of them would let me manage their campaigns.
I love both of these ladies and am so privileges to have them call me a friend. Being hard-working women in politics, we have so much in common, but what really unites us is our mutual loathing of fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders, except for all our frienlies in Green Township (you guys rock!) and how could we ever forget our Crew in Colerain: DennisMindyJeff! You guys doubly rock too! It's all those OTHER west siders we can't stand to be around.
IT HAS BEEN MY DISTINCT AND HUMBLE PLEASURE TO WORK WITH THESE TWO OUTSTANDING WOMEN. THEY SHARE MY LOVE FOR HIGHER TAXES AND MY SINCERE HOPE IS THAT THESE TWO OUTSTANDING WOMEN ARE ELECTED AS JUDGES OF OUR GREAT HAMILTON COUNTY COMMON PLEAS COURT. BOTH OF THESE OUTSTANDING WOMEN JOINED WITH ME TO SUPPORT OUR GREAT SHERIFF SIMON LEIS IN HIS QUEST TO RAISE TAXES FOR A NEW JAIL THAT WE STILL SO DESPARATELY NEED.
I've been working so gosh-darn hard on this campaign that I forgot to mention that the Greeks invented judicial field races.
One week from today, Brad Wenstrup will be crowned Congressman for Life. Two months from today, I will be crowned Yes Man With a Six Figure Salary For Life.
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