Dear fellow tax hikers, we command everyone to not participate in tomorrow's nationwide protests against the IRS. The IRS is the victim of a witch-hunt for courageously targeting Tea Party and other conservative groups.
Locally this protest will start tomorrow on Fountain Square at Noon, where the ungrateful protestors will then march to the Federal Building a few blocks away. This is where the IRS employees accused of wrongdoing work. You are not to be present at any part of this protest.
We stand behind the IRS. They hold the most honorable jobs in government - collecting your tax dollars! They are so good that they have even collected delinquent tax dollars from Obama's Cabinet officials and Matt Borges. We applaud them for deciding to target conservative and Tea Party groups - those people are trying to reduce government and lower the amount of taxes you pay. We are delighted to see the Obama Administration using the full force of government to discriminate against these groups.
We will provide all support possible to this fantastic government agency. While those conservative bastards are protesting the IRS tomorrow, we want all of you behind your computers posting here to show your support for the great work being done by the IRS. Tax us more!
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Given our past support of champion tax hikers like Rick Bryan, Bill Seitz, Jean Schmidt and so many others, we'd like to send the tax collectors at the IRS a large check to help them defend themselves against this smear campaign by Tea Party wackadoodles.
The IRS was so good to me when I was in Congress. And so bad to certain others who shall remain nameless. It's amazing what one phone call over there could accomplish.
I stand with the IRS! Someone has to collect all the taxes that people like me implement.
I wish the IRS would spend more time auditing the Tea Party and a lot less time on my tax returns!
Please don't hate me for sending out that e-mail encouraging people to attend the protest. It's actually a mission to send spies to infiltrate. You can trust me. Really. You know where I stand.
As usual, we were so much better at doing what the party chairman wanted us to do than those Colerain Republicans who love it in Garbagetown so much.
I propose a Campaign to Support the IRS. Can I run it?
I will try to stick the IRS on anyone who informs the voters of my affiliation with racist Robert Hagan.
We need every penny of taxes collected so here at the Ohio State Auditors office we can afford to spend thousands on diversity training that includes fashionable ways for Republicans to cross dress, including tips on which bars many Kasich staffers frequent.
It was easy for us to attend the rally because we all got easy government patronage jobs downtown thanks to our affiliation with FAT. It's good to be Friends of Alex and Tracy. Now if only we could find a job worthless enough for Rocky Boiman to be qualified to fill.
Boy, I hope I don't ever get audited by the IRS. I couldn't take that interrogation the way they crawl up into your business and everything.
It wouldn't exactly be a walk in the park, that's for sure.
Er, never mind!
Don't worry. No mid-day political activism for us. It might interfere with happy hour.
That's funny, we remember when the neophyte Mr. Blessing liked having guys crawl up in his business at the park.
Good to see that the fat, lazy, unemployed coward hiding behind a screen name took his own advice and stayed far, far away from the Tea-baggers silly little protest. Stay in Garbagetown where you belong!
Let's hope the IRS doesn't target any supporters of Real Marriage Equality.
"Good to see that the fat, lazy, unemployed coward hiding behind a screen name took his own advice and stayed far, far away from the Tea-baggers silly little protest."
We weren't expecting Craig Hochscheid (CincyCapell) to attend. Maybe if we had served free food.....
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