Dear fellow tax hikers, we are enormously proud of Blue Ash City Council for courageously uniting to stand up to a disabled child. As a result of legislation passed by a unanimous Council vote, Blue Ash forced a disabled girl to give up her service animal because, well, because that's what Rick Bryan wanted.
Now the aggrieved family is filing a lawsuit against the city of Blue Ash. We urge the courts to dismiss it immediately. A disabled child should have no right to utilize a medically-recommended service animal in a community as fine as Blue Ash.
We applaud Tax Hikin' Rick Bryan and his Council Comrades for putting the handicapped in their place. If you are disabled, you better know your role when you come to Blue Ash.
This brilliant legislation shows why 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan is so highly qualified to serve in the Ohio State House. Just think, if Rick Bryan makes it to Columbus, he can pick on handicapped children all across Ohio!
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I, like Rick Bryan, oppose and want to punish handicapped children.
If you think we're treating a child badly, wait till you see what we've got planned for that carpet-bagging Tea Party interloper.
All in the name of Republican unity, of course.
Last week I snuck behind an old lady in a wheelchair and knocked her over. That was the best thing ever!
I love our Blue Ash contract. I'm going to let you peons in on our game:
- We write a shitty law for Blue Ash
- It passes unanimously (they're morons, they'll pass anything we put in front of them)
- Blue Ash is sued
- Our billable hours go through the roof
- I make a ton of money.
Now do you stupid conservatives see why I endorsed Rick Bryan?
I've always said that there are two types of people who get into politics: those who want to be somebody and those who want to do something. Rick Bryan clearly wants to do something, and that something is to be mean to small, handicapped children.
When did they stop calling them cripples?
The best outcome is not a quick dismissal but an extensive and expensive lawsuit. Billable hours, baby! It also means higher taxes, which should make you guys happy too.....
Thank you, Rick Bryan!!!
How dare any of you insult us. We have the greatest City Council in the world. Our employees are the best anywhere, and are completely incapable of ever making a mistake.
Do not ever criticize a Blue Ash Councilman again. This is your last warning.
No incumbent councilmember has lost an election in decades. Most of our councilmembers run unopposed. Face it, we are doing right by our citizens, and no one cares what a bunch of out-of-towners with anonymous blogs thinks about the decisions that the Blue Ash City Council makes for Blue Ash city residents.
Rick Bryan is an old white man that we need in Columbus because he will do what we tel him to do.
Rick might be someone I can buy off, I mean work with, yeah that's it, work with in Columbus.
I'm having so much fun watching you guys beat each other up. Our candidate Micah Kamrass is out meeting voters and raising money. This is going to be even more fun than it was in 2008 or 2012. See you in November!
You all know who we're choosing here, and it's not the person who actually did some work to keep Tracy Winkler and Joe Deters in office. We know the party can only have people who do what they're told in office, and not any of these free-thinking types who might actually believe in that conservative b.s. about smaller government. We can't stand smaller government. We depend on government for our jobs.
We'd love to vote for Rick Bryan in a show of gratitude for his support of our streetcar. We can vote in Blue Ash, even though we don't live there, right? Just like we can vote in Westwood elections even though we don't live there, either. It's OK for people to have opinions and vote in elections where they don't live, as long as they agree with us and support our beloved streetcar. Just one of many things we can get the Enquirer to accuse our opponents of doing but actually have no problem doing it ourseslves.
Flabby and I have eaten horse and will undoubtedly resort to such again. We're not ashamed to admit that any available protein is fair game. Pricedale doesn't offer much and we'll take what we can get. We mean no harm, it's strictly related to maintaining a level of obesity that folks have come to expect. We feel bad for that little girl but that pony looks like some good eats!
Man, I wish Angry George would come back. He always had great tips for politicians.
I bet if that pony had a mustache Rick would have allowed that poor kid to keep it.
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