Dear fellow tax hikers, this weekend me and my 3 spouses - Real Marriage Equality is THE BOMB - celebrated a wonderful Valentine's Day and exchanged some sweet gifts. We hope you did too.
We want to hear from our loyal readers. What is the best gift you gave for Valentine's Day?
We'll list a few of our favorites. Our finest gift was to the people of Cincinnati. We told you we would deliver a streetcar, and with Rick Bryan's key assistance we did it! The streetcar is a gift of love and we showed our love by making it happen.
To racist pig Craig Hochscheid, we were happy to ship an exquisite jumbo-sized bra from Victoria's Secret to help him with his sagging man-boobs.
And finally, we captured the finest in 21st Century technology to deliver a special gift to Mrs. Craig Hochscheid, otherwise known as bottom-feeding debt collector Tabitha Hochscheid. She is now the proud owner of a Thinning Suit, guaranteed to make her look 200 pounds lighter. For a demonstration of how a Thinning Suit works, please view this MadTv sketch:
These were some of our finest gifts. Now we'd like to hear yours.