Dear fellow tax hikers, we are pleased that our great friend Royal Doyle Webster is running again for Springdale Mayor. For your benefit, we have a chosen a great musical selection that is befitting of Doyle's royalty. We would like you to play this as you read the rest of our entry:
We believe this would be Royal Doyle's 27th term as Mayor. Royal has been a champion tax hiker, and shows no hesitation to team up with liberals like Barack Obama to support great candidates like Democrat Micah Kamrass - a far left kid backed by Planned Parenthood, the Obamas, Stan Chesley, and Jerry Springer.
Four years ago Royal Doyle faced a close call. We are ensuring that this campaign will be well-run, which means Doyle will have to select a Campaign Manager from outside the family.
His opponent this year is a fellow Springdale official, Marjorie Harlow. She has no right to run for this position. We are absolutely disgusted that we have to deal with another Harlow woman. What is it with them?
These Harlow women need to learn their role, and it's not challenging men who are entitled to hold office! We look forward to providing the muscle that will re-elect Royal Doyle Webster as Springdale Mayor - and in the process we'll put that Harlow woman in her place.