Saturday, September 13, 2008

Give it up for Virg

To all our fellow tax hikers:

Virgil Lovitt needs our help. More precisely he needs our money. No, we don't mean higher taxes (this time), but with your help we can put him in position to raise our taxes even higher than they are now.

We need you to join us this Friday, September 19th for a special fundraiser for Mayor Lovitt. It starts at 11:30 AM and is being held at the Sharonville Convention Center. The cost is a middle class friendly rate of only $1000. We need to have a successful showing at this event to show that our man Virg is the man for the middle class.

Virgil's campaign Treasurer, Paul Schmidt, is counting on our group to produce a lot of checks for him to cash. I know you guys can do it! Mr. Schmidt was chosen because of his last name, so Virg can cash in on the great reputation Congresswoman Jean Schmidt has earned for herself. This is one example of why our man Virg is so smart.

If you like Jean Schmidt, you'll love Virgil Lovitt! When we get Virg in Columbus, the sky is the limit for how high he'll raise your taxes. We know you can afford this fundraiser. With all the undeserved tax cuts we've received, everyone has money to give that they should never have received in the first place. Instead of spending it on yourself, we need you to give $1000 of it to our man Virg.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Edgy! Although I think this one somewhat undermines your self-percieved credibility.

See you the 19th!

Anonymous said...

Can we come?

- Scott Gehring's donors

Anonymous said...

You guys need to stop picking on Lovitt. Working with the Democrats, sharing their ideas, adopting their policies, supporting their candidates is all part of an undercover infiltration strategy. He is one smart man.

Anonymous said...

This is the man who forgave overpaying the Sharonville Fire Dept $500,000 +. This was Taxpayers money.