Election Reaction

On the federal level we are overwhelmed with feelings of hope and change. We were so ecstatic to see tax-hikers Jean Schmidt and Barack Obama elected by our great people. Together, they can continue the mission to raise taxes. With Obama in the White House and solid pro-tax majorities (including Schmidt) in both Houses, we are due for some massive tax increases and we think it's great! This election proves that tax-hikers of both parties are the future of this country.

Let us say some more fine words about Jean Schmidt. We are very impressed by her 45% showing in this safe Republican district. This should send a message to everyone that we love Jean and her seat is safe for as long as she wants it. Her record of raising taxes, spending increases, and landslide victories is one we all can be proud of.

On the state and local levels, some progress was made for our cause. It was great to see our man Bill Seitz get elected easily, for example, but ultimately we are still feeling depressed over the crushing defeat of Virgil Lovitt. We worked so hard to make sure everyone knew of his great tax-and-spend record.

This loss represents a significant setback to our movement. Having a great tax-hiker like Lovitt advocating for us in Columbus, and using the job as a stepping stone to run for County Commissioner, would have been great for our side. We are also afraid that our anti-tax enemies will use Virg's loss as an example of why we shouldn't run tax-and-spend Republicans in swing districts.

In spite of Virg's loss, Republicans for Higher Taxes will still be going strong. Once we get over our depression we will celebrate all of our wins Tuesday night. We will continue fighting for higher taxes and higher spending, both of which we expect much more of from the federal government. We will also continue fighting to make sure the Republican Party remains the party of higher taxes and higher spending. Tax us more!