Still going strong

Dear fellow tax hikers,

We have not gone away. We have been mourning the loss of Virgil Lovitt, whose big defeat represents a terrible setback to our tax-and-spend movement. We worked very hard for the last 2 months to make sure voters understood what a great pro-tax Republican Virg is, and his loss has hit us hard. We will resurface this weekend with our analysis of this Tuesday's elections and where we go from here.