Thursday, June 21, 2012

400-pound naked woman arrested

Dear fellow tax hikers, police arrested a naked 400-pound woman for exposure of sexual organs in public.  We're not convinced anyone could have seen her organs through all the fat.  We are pretty sure it wasn't our good friend Tab Hochscheid.

Allegedly the arrested woman is homeless even though she collects Social Security disability.  We suspect she could better afford shelter if she wasn't spending so much on her food bill. 

7 comments:

CincyHochscheid said...

Nothing wrong with a naked woman weighing 400 pounds. I get a view of that every day and I love it!

Brad Wemstrip's Campaign Mangler said...

A person like this is equipped to do little more than sit around all day doing nothing. She would be a perfect addition to our campaign. I'd invite her to our office but we don't have one yet.

Angry Hochscheid said...

I enjoy watching that fat slob Craig Hochscheid whine about people blocking him on Twitter, considering that he started blocking others en masse once COAST exposed him as the bigot CincyCapell. Hey Craig, we don't block you because we can't deal with you, we block you because debating a 46-year-old with the maturity of an 8 year-old gets boring. Do something with your life besides eating and hateful blogging.

Scott Gehring said...

Folks, I don't want any fat people moving into Madeira either, after the way those people destroyed Westwood and Cheviot, not to mention Price Heel and Delhi. Come out to the Madeira City Council meeting this Monday at 7 and tell them you don't want any naked fat people moving into Madeira and they should stop the apartments from being built.

Www.madeiraproud.com

Princess Margaret said...

Ugh, Scott, I feel your pain. Housing like that will only bring smelly, inbred west Siders.

Tom Weidman said...

Too bad we can't kick the fat people out of Sycamore Township. That would reduce our fire department's service calls. With the death tax I so dearly love being phased out, let's kick all the soon-to-be-departed people out of Sycamore. Maybe we can send them out to Colerain Township instead.

Scott Gehring said...

Tomorrow night 7:30 PM, Madeira High School gym, folks, be there or be square. Come see me lead the 300-strong members of Madeira Proud in opposition to Camargo Crossing.

Look who is trying to stop us. Former Heimlich Hack Rob Foster. I am the only Republican who has ever defeated Phil Heimlich in an election and I will mop the floor with his flunky.

It's time to keep those naked fat people out of Madeira.


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