Wednesday, May 2, 2012

CincyCapell Outed: Meet Craig Hochscheid

Dear fellow tax hikers, we have some wonderful news to share with you - a profile of the despised Internet Liberal Troll CincyCapell.  He now often appears as Richard A. Brockelmann, particularly on the Enquirer site.  Most of you are well aware of this racist, anti-Semitic, extreme leftist.  He has spent most of his life over the past 5 years lobbing an unprecedented number of smear attacks against conservatives, Republicans, moderates, and even sane Democrats who have made the mistake of putting their constituents ahead of their party's liberal special interests. 

Bigotry plays big role in his persona.  He has referred to one current Black Democratic City Councilman as "Uncle Thomas" and called him an Uncle Tom.  CincyCapell/Brockelmann refers to another Black City Councilman as a "shoe-shine boy".  And he calls an allegedly-Jewish member of COAST a "hook nose", and tells him to go back to "Jew Ash".  There are also his many derogatory comments about women, including the one time he accused a female Enquirer reporter of having an affair with a conservative activist because her story wasn't slanted quite as far to the left as a Rachel Maddow hit piece. 

CincyCapell was recently outed as Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid.  Craig spends most of each day blogging as CincyCapell or Richard A. Brockelmann, with the balance of his time stuffing his face with a variety of high-fat foods.  With that, we introduce to you to Mr. Craig Hochscheid - he's the portly fellow in the picture below:


He looks like Humpty Dumpty, after the fall.

Someone has to actually work for a living to allow Craig Hochscheid the exhaustive amount of time required to spend all day on the Internet anonymously slurring others.  That lucky person would be his wife, Tabitha Hochscheid.  Tabitha is a glorified debt collector for the firm Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford, though they are polite enough to refer to her as an attorney.  Please give a warm welcome to Mrs. CincyCapell, Tabitha M. Hochscheid:

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If you are feeling nauseous right now - don't worry, you're not alone.

After many years of supposedly being a lawyer, Mrs. CincyCapell Tabitha Hochscheid is still stuck doing the grunt work of the legal profession.  We have to believe the firm of Cohen, Todd, Kite, and Stanford are proud to have an employee of such high density....we mean quality.  Tabitha has a tough load to carry - she has to carry her lazy slob of a husband in addition to carrying herself around.  We can only imagine the monthly food bill in their Covedale condo. 

We have little doubt that Craig Hochscheid will continue his life of obsessing over COAST men that he can't have.  We have to believe he'll continue making huge numbers of smear attacks against others hoping that a few might stick.  The only difference is he can't do it anonymously anymore.  We know it's Price Hill resident Craig Hochscheid. 

20 comments:

"Enquiring" minds said...

We've been wondering who this guy was.

Princess Margaret said...

Oh, look, two fat, ugly people who live on the west side. They probably smell too. This is my "shocked face."

Anonymous said...

OMG those two are BRUTAL.

Hamilton County Republican Party Young Professionals Group said...

They like to eat, they like to drink, they love streetcars, they're welcome to party with us any time they want. Ashwin will gladly reach out to them. I'm sure he can hit it off with them swapping stories from the Kerry campaign. Oh, what might have been...

Pretty much everyone said...

Suddenly reading the Enquirer online became so much more enjoyable.

Pretty much no one ever said...

Wow, I hope he still posts his insightful commentary.

Alex Wilhelm said...

They say bullies usually have low self-esteem problems themselves. Judging from these pictures I think we can safely say that the rule definitely applies in this case.

Anonymous said...

Wow. What a couple! I would say chances are pretty good there won't be any little Hochsheid's running around any time soon.

Kate the Great said...

I am friends with both Craig and Tabitha. Yes, Craig is CincyCapell. I wish he would spend his time on matters more productive than fixating on a few people from COAST.

Price Hill Realtor said...

It's no wonder two of their neighbors have their condos on the market. I just have to grit my teeth a bit when prospective buyers on Parkside Court ask if the neighbors are nice.

My cool VW said...

I have a question. How does that fat pig Craig Hochscheid fit into his crappy little Volkswagon?

Wes from Westwood said...

An attorney and a wine distributor ought to be making enough to buy decent cars and move out of Price Hill. That food bill must really be eating into their income.

Anonymous said...

Always wondered who this putz really was.

Anonymous said...

One thing is indisputable - Craig Hochscheid brought this on himself. When you spend years being an anonymous coward making smears against large numbers of people, you're going to get it when you finally get exposed. Craig and his disgusting wife Tabitha Hochscheid have nobody to blame but themselves for the way they're being treated.

Springdale Detective said...

We are really surprised something this foolish, incompetent, and obsessive-compulsive against a COASTer wasn't orchestrated by Campaign Expert Matheny.

Anonymous said...

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahha........Bwaaaaaaaahahahaha, yom,yom,yom.

Anonymous said...

Thsi guys has had it coming for years. He's an uneducated fraud and a coward!

Anonymous said...

He's twisted, like bee buzzing in a jar.

Scott Gehring said...

Hey, Blue Chippers, remember when we used to anonymously smear conservatives like Chris Monzel, Bradford P. Beckett, and, my personal favorite, Michael and Heather Harlow? Good times! Anonymously slandering conservatives worked out real well for me. I have a great job with the Red Cross and a beautiful home in Madeira with my wife and family. Now I am on a crusade to stop an apartment complex from being built in Madeira, despite my usual blathering about being pro-business and pro-free-enterprise. Not that I'd know a thing about working in the private sector.

Bill from Mt Washington said...

Wow. You people are horrible. I don't care if the guy is a jerk, this is just horrible speech. So disgusting. What happened to taking the high road?