While those people are busily following orders, we tax hikers will be chillin' at Findlay Market! And naturally, we will be joined by our esteemed Chairman Alex Triantafilou! Last week we awarded Chairman T the GOP Leader of the Week for spending Saturday morning at Findlay Market after sending numerous emails during the week asking people to work for the party at the same time.
That is our right as party leaders. Your job is to do the grunt work. Our job is to direct you - and happily take the credit for your labor. While you work hard this Saturday morning, know that we and Alex T will be eating, drinking, and relaxing at good ole' Findlay Market.
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Yes show up to your Buckeye Blitz location and we will have a walking list for you that was put together especially by me! Go Obama.....er, I mean vote Romney!
Ashwin
The food at Findlay Market is great for the waistline. Just ask my disgusting, morbidly obese wife Tabitha Hochscheid.
http://ctks.com/THoch.aspx
Do they sell shoes at Findlay Market? I'd love to go door-to-door, but its hard to do in high heels. Plus I don't want to be around all of those smelly, sweaty, inbred westsiders. Ugh!
You guys need to be team players and do what I tell you. Have some respect for the people down at Republican Headquarters. These people are tireless dedicated workers. You need to treat them like the talented professionals they are.
Like that former Kerry campaign activist who works for us now. Or the impeccably dressed coiffed lady who hasn't returned a lowly volunteer's phone call since 2005 and usually denigrates the ones she does come in contact with. She's in charge of our fund-raising now, so who cares what you think. And how can I ever forget our office manager who does such a great job forgetting to put certain candidates and clubs' activities on the calendar so that preferred people always get the dates and times they want??????
Whoa. That's a lot of typing. Sorry I got carried away. It just pisses me off to see so many good, hard-working Republican professionals denigrated by loudmouth jerks who don't have a clue about how to win any political campaigns in a swing county like Hamilton County which is so important to our Presidential campaign.
That's why you need to work hard and be a team player for my Republican Party. I mean OUR Republican Party. Shut up and get to work so everyone else can keep thinking I walk on water.
Hey Alex, don't worry, if I have any money left over after my exhaustive contributions to Jean Schmidt, Bill Seitz, Rick Bryan, and so many other pro-tax Republicans, I will be glad to make a substantial donation to support you and all your great workers down at 700 Walnut.
I will drink to that! Come hang out with us in Wyoming after you're finished at Findlay Market.
I follow Alex everywhere he goes.
I also do everything he says.
This is leaving me confused.
Oh, who am I kidding? Kels and I will be at the lake this weekend... again!
If Alex gets to be Fred Flintstone that I get to be his Barney Rubble.
Hey, I am trying to fool everyone into thinking I am such a great conservative by trying as hard as I can to fill the Sharonville Convention Center this Tuesday for Josh Mandel. Never mind that I love tax hikes as much as Josh's Democrat opponent. I am just trying to help my buddy Alex save face.
We got a copy of Ashwin's emails urging activists to show up tomorrow and go canvassing in the heat. We've forwarded it to every news outlet in the Tri-state, so there will be lots of coverage of all your empty gathering spots.
With leadership like this in what is supposedly a Republican stronghold, and with the weak RINO leadership in Columbus, it's no wonder we're writing off Ohio too. Republican "leadership" in Ohio is too intimidated by union thugs to offer any real change. Ohio Republicans are content to let Obama define our guy as a job-killer, even when the Washington Post fact-checkers give Obama 4 Pinnochios. Who needs them? We can spend our resources better in other states with competent political leadership.
We've been glad to serve President Obama's ad-buying needs. We would help Romney too but we don't take Swiss Francs. LOL!!!
Tax hikers: as a matter of policy we typically delete all comments from known bigot Craig Hochscheid. But we can't resist posting his latest submission, which will follow in the next post.
If you're not familiar with him - yes, he really is this bad. Actually, he's often worse.
Poor, poor widdle Jeffy Capell, the coward who won't blog under his own name. The dateless, lonely loser who will die just like my friend Katy Crossen lives; alone. Forever alone. You're a psychopath who spends his days and nights anonymously blogging and furiously masturbating, and watching sports. You are the biggest loser in the region Jeffy. I don't give a %#@& if you publish this or not-you'll read it and that's all that matters Jeffy.
I would rather spend 1000 lifetimes alone then spend one second in bed with that disgusting, sweaty pig Tabitha Hochscheid. Judging from Craig and Tabby's fruitless, childless marriage, I can see that the feeling is mutual.
I've seen circus bears with less body hair and more grace than Tabitha Hochscheid. Of course, if you're a fat, dumpy, underemployed loser like Craig Hochscheid I guess you take what you can get. Still though, if I had to choose between his wife and suicide, I'd sprint to the gallows. She is heinous: http://ctks.com/THoch.aspx
Growing up, Craig Hochscheid was the fat boy with no friends and no motivation to do anything to help himself. Not much has changed.
Now he fashions himself as the big bully of Cincinnati politics. But the truth is he's a pathetic 10-pound sack of shit in a 5-pound bag, and has no more respect today than he did as the loner on the 5th grade playground. Hochscheid intimidates absolutely nobody. He'd be mortified if he knew just how much people laugh at him.
Craig Hochscheid fancies himself some big liberal activist, so I happened to be in a new, upscale, urban, trendy kind of establishment that Craig likes to frequent, and I learned the new owner is a moderately well known former Democratic Party operative. I asked him if he bought his wines and other beverages from noted distributor Craig Hochscheid and the guy laughed and said he wouldn't buy a newspaper from that loudmouth nutjob.
This CincyCapell/Craig Hochscheid makes me look sane and likeable by comparison.
So, that's why the Romney folks called me on Thursday and demanded I find 20 volunteers for my community and then berated me on Friday for not having done so? I especially loved it when that trust-funder with the preppy name said "I guess I'll have to find someone else to do your job then." Ha! I am a VOLUNTEER! And by the way, Tucker or Fletcher or Carlson or whatever the heck his name is, didn't get anyone to show up either!
"You're a psychopath who spends his days and nights anonymously blogging and furiously masturbating, and watching sports."
So the only thing you don't have in common is sports?
Hateful Craig Hochscheid and his haunted head. Your sins have found you, they always do...
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