Dear fellow tax hikers, by now you have received at least 17 emails from the Hamilton County Republican Party and allies urging you to work this Saturday's Buckeye Blitz. Those who obey party leaders without question, which includes most GOP activists outside of this site's loyal readers, are to report to one of the listed work stations.
While those people are busily following orders, we tax hikers will be chillin' at Findlay Market! And naturally, we will be joined by our esteemed Chairman Alex Triantafilou! Last week we awarded Chairman T the GOP Leader of the Week for spending Saturday morning at Findlay Market after sending numerous emails during the week asking people to work for the party at the same time.
That is our right as party leaders. Your job is to do the grunt work. Our job is to direct you - and happily take the credit for your labor. While you work hard this Saturday morning, know that we and Alex T will be eating, drinking, and relaxing at good ole' Findlay Market.