Thursday, July 12, 2012

Woman arrested after calling the police on her dope dealer

Dear fellow tax hikers, we think we've found another story for your enjoyment.  Recently a genius from New Jersey was arrested after calling the police on her drug dealer for ripping her off.

Ms. Marsha Wilcox claims her dealer did not deliver the marijuana as agreed after handing him the $20, and called the police to report the theft.  The police then arrested her trying to purchase illegal drugs.

Our advice - when buying illegal substances, keep the police out of it.


Campaign Expert Matheny said...

It can also be helpful when your dad is the mayor. At least that's what I've heard.

The Larson Boys said...

Having your way cool party mom on the school board should also help keep the cops away... but not every time!