This is very brave of Laure. She is not alone.
I now feel strong enough to admit it - I am a slut. My civil domestic partner is a slut. Many of our strongest supporters are sluts. Like Quinlivan, we sluts also voted for Barack Obama in 2008 and we will likely do so again.
We sluts want to keep the government out of our sex lives.....except when we want the government to pay for our sex lives. When we say keep your laws off our bodies, what we really mean is we should be able to do whatever we want with our bodies, but at everyone else's expense.
We applaud Our Messiah Barack Obama for understanding our plight. Are you a slut like us? If so, get on board the People's Campaign for Obama! The right to have other people pay for your sex life depends on it.
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As a political slut who was elected as a Republican and independent, sought the state senate as a Democrat, and now is a Tea Party member, I am well known for demanding that the government in Colerain Township meet standards that I didn't even try to uphold during my 16 years as an elected official here. Maybe Denise and Laure will let me hang out with them some time. The stories we could share......
I'm so glad that Republican re-districters forced Denise Driehause to move away from those smelly west siders and closer to all the great things happening in the coolest part of our wonderful city. She is a really cool lady and I certainly prefer her company to that of those smelly, inbred west siders, especially those smelly, fat, inbred, disgusting, sweaty, Rumpke-infested Colerain Township West Siders (but not Dennis, Jeff or Mindy, you guys rock)!
You know, Greeks were the original sluts. If you want to see some real sluts, though, come hang with me at Findlay Market on Saturday morning.
um, yeah, no comment here, either!
While Republicans go shopping at Findlay Market on Saturday morning, Democrats will be lining up by the thousands and tens of thounsads to get tickets for the President's Monday address here in the Tri-State. Then we will spend the rest of the day knocking on doors talking to voters about our candidates, our record, and our message, reminding voters that Osama bin Laden is dead and American business is alive.
I can see why the Republicans would much prefer to hang out at Findlay Market and buy imported cheese. You guys don't have anything to offer except a rerun of the Bush Administration's mismanaged wars and economic policies that got us into this mess in the first place, plus some really popular new ideas like taking rights away from police and fire-fighters and banning birth control.
If I were you, I wouldn't bother promoting your ticket, either, not when it's headed by a multimillionaire who sends jobs to China and his dollars to Switzerland. On top of that, he belongs to a religion that seeks to return the US to the 19th century, before women could vote or had any other rights.
Heck of a strategery there, guys. Enjoy your irrelevancy after this election. The Democrats are going to send you back to the Stone Age where your views on women, minorities, and workers will be more fashionable anyway.
Those are my ladies!
OFA is right. The Democrats and the Obama campaign volunteers have canvassed our neighborhood twice already. The Republicans couldn't organize a two-car funeral.
Wait, which one pictured above is the slut? I'm confused...
Folks started lining up overnight to get tickets for the President's rally on Monday.
Hundreds of other Democrats and independents are out today talking with families about the President's record of 4.5 million jobs added since the depths of the Bush recession, the Affordable Care Act which is putting dollars and control of the right to health care back in the patient's pocket and away from the insurance corporations, and the hundreds of job-creation bills bottled up by the Tea Partiers in Congress obsessed with denying reproductive rights to women.
Our total voter contacts today will exceed the capacity of Ohio Stadium and Paul Brown Stadium combined.
What are all you Republicans doing today?
Oh yes, about that economy.
- Unemployment rate of 8.1%.
- 43 straight months of unemployment above 8%, after Obama initially promised it would NEVER reach 8% if his stimulus was passed.
- Gas prices have more than doubled.
- Slowest economic recovery since The Great Depression.
- Health costs out of control, in part thanks to ObamaCare
Obama's economic record has been a DISASTER.
As a city councilmember, I am proud to serve with my good friend Laure Quinlavan. While I don't have personal knowledge of her sluttiness, being a city councilmember I am glad to work with her in my capacity as a city councilmember.
As for Denise Driehaus, since I am a member of city council, I have been glad to work with her on state legislative matters that affect our city, the city I represent as a City Councilmember. It is so awesome to be a city council member in this great city of Cincinnati, the city I represent as a city councilmember.
I am very proud of this city that I represent as a city councilmember even after I was randomly attacked out of nowhere when I was minding my own business one night as a City Councilmember.
Even though I, as a City Councilmember, cut my hand in this unprovoked attacked so badly that I needed a trip as a city councilmember to the hospital in the city I represent as a city councilmember. I even showed up for work as a city councilmember the very next day on crutches. That was one messed up hand I suffered in this totally random and unprovoked attack.
Still, I tell everyone Downtown Cincinnati, the city I represent as a City Councilmember, and Over The Rhine, a neighborhood in the City I represent as a City Councilmember are totally safe here in Cincinnati, the city I represent as a city councilmember.
Wish I could get the government to pay for MY sex life.
http://www.courtclerk.org/case_summary.asp?casenumber=C/12/CRB/20460
Tax hikers, just because we wrote an article about a Sluts for Obama button does not mean that everyone gets to make unsubstantiated accusations about other people's sex lives. We have had to delete several such comments in the past day. We hope it ends here.
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