Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Union hog sleeps away his 2-hour workday

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Dear fellow tax hikers, union leader Mark Rosenthal is reported to spend his time on the clock eating and sleeping, and that's during the limited hours he's actually in the office.  The 5'7" 400-pound Rosenthal is the President of Local 983 of District Council 37, where he is supposed to represent the union's 3,000 New York City employees.

But according to other Executive Board members and a series of photos, Rosenthal spends only 2 hours/day in the office - all of it eating and sleeping.  Even worse, we hear he probably drinks sodas that are larger than King Michael Bloomberg's 16-oz limit.

Rosenblob earns a hefty $156,000/year for this grueling 10 hour/week job.  He has at least been an effective union leader by our standards:

He (Rosenthal) last made embarrassing headlines in 2009, when he inspired a City Council bill requiring jumbo-size ambulances for morbidly obese patients after he had a stroke at City Hall.

Rosenslob claims these charges represent a conspiracy against him from other Board members looking to overthrow him.  He says he actually works 12-14 hour days but sometimes takes one of those executive power naps.

He claims these naps are caused by medication he's taking for back problems that resulted from falling through a McDonald's chair.  We can believe that.  We can also believe the office chair he's pictured in has been reinforced with high-grade steel.

24 comments:

CincyCapell's childless marriage said...

Did Craig Hochscheid give you permission to use that photo of him? Better be careful. I heard his pig wife Tabitha sued Kraft Foods because she believed they stole the idea for the Kool-Aid Man from a photo of her with a sunburn that she posted on facebook.

christine seelbach said...

As soon as Craig Hochscheid sees this he'll be suing to force us to make EMT runs with flatbed trucks. We might have to run a crane out to that shitbox price hill tenament as well to lift his fat ass out of bed.

Princess Margaret said...

OMG! That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO gross and disgusting!!!! Ewwwwwwwwwww! Reminds me of all those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west siders.

Solidarity said...

I would have thought this was racist pig Craig Hochscheid's biography, except that this person is employed and makes $156,000/year

Angry Union Workers said...

Dey took err jerbs!!!

Republican Insider said...

At least he works two hours a day. That's more than we can say for the anonymous coward who hides behind this blog all day. That's also more than we can say for his wife.

Also, this union boss doesn't have to breathe the malodorous Rumpke stench all day like the unemployable, anonymous coward behind this blog and his incompetent wife have to.

Mike Moronski, while huddling with Craig Hochscheid said...

There is a website out there, Republicans For Higher Taxes, that is chock full of misinformation, hate speech, and borderline illegal articles that walk an all-too-not-fine line between defamation of character and libel.

It has come to my attention through numerous sources that this website is run by @JeffCapell. At the time of this posting, Mr. Capell had not confirmed or denied this assertion – so, I cannot say for certain if this is true, only that numerous trusted sources tell that it is so. Furthermore, Mr. Capell has been known to bash me on Twitter and say rude things about others – rarely stating facts when doing so. One thing IS for certain, Mr. Capell allowed Mr. Finney to use his residency in Blue Ash to file suit against Blue Ash regarding the sale of the airport. Similar to how Mr. Finney used the residency of a Cincinnati resident to file suit against the City regarding the parking lease. I have yet to see Mr. Finney sue his neighborhood of Anderson for anything.

Republicans For Higher Taxes, as the name may indicate, is a parody site – lauding the benefits of the streetcar, the IRS, etc. All of the comments on the site are also parodies. Those who comment are named, “Christine Seelbach,” “CincyCappell’s Childless Marriage,” “Inbred Westsider,” and many more libelous monikers that I am not going to waste my time publishing. Even I have my own name for when “I” comment on Republicans For Higher Taxes’ posts: “Mike Moronski.” It should be noted that when I was teased in the third grade this is what my classmates called me. I would hope that adults could come up with a better way to insult me. Seriously, try a little harder – come up with something clever, intelligent, truly insulting. Alas, I suppose I will have to settle for third-grade humor. I wish I could expect more from those managing the Republicans For Higher Taxes site. One thing is for sure – the name HAS caught on! I have seen people on Facebook calling me “Mike Moronski” in reference to many of my policies that cut costs, promote investment, encourage equitable development, and move the City forward. I suppose those ARE silly ideas. Maybe I am a moron.

Dean Wormer at Faber said...

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

Sitting back, LOL said...

This is friggin hilarious. Can all of you people who hate Republicans for Higher Taxes schedule a meeting and decide who runs this site? Since all of you are unemployed, you should have plenty of time to meet with each other.

Night Shift said...

I love our "Republican Insider" making comments calling people "unemployed" while blogging in the middle of the work day.

Mike Moronski - Trust Fund Baby said...

If Mike Moronski's campaign prowess is anywhere near as pathetic as his legal opinion then Cincinnati residents should be safe. No wonder you got shitcanned from your job. Don't quit whatever it is you do now to take up a career in the law.

Mr. Moronski, the Supreme Court has already spoken on the issue of the 1st Amendment covering parody. Ever hear of the People vs. Larry Flint? You dumbass hypocritical liberals are only for free speech if it allows you to promote your own anti-American bullshit.

And for the record, CincyCapell's wife is a fat pig. That's not libelous. It's a fact. And there's not a jury in Hamilton County who would look at a picture of her fat disgusting ass and decide anything else. Furthermore, CincyCapell (Craig Hochscheid) is indeed a racist. If he feels the need to sue to try to prove otherwise, then he should do so. He doesn't need you to lob empty threats on his behalf. I doubt that he will sue though, since it is a proven fact that he has spewed racism all over the internet, and he would have to come out of hiding to be exposed as the fat, racist, underemployed chubby chaser that he is.

I'd thank you for driving web traffic to this blog, but I am fairly certain that only a handful of people peruse your crappy campaign website. Thanks for nothing I guess. I look forward to your 15th place finish this November.

Milton DaHoney said...

He aint heavy, he's my brother

Mike the Hypocrite said...

Mike Moroski is an absolute hypocrite to hang out with CincyCapell (Craig Hochscheid) while presuming to decry hate. Here's a short list of the past few years of Hochscheid Hate:

- frequently referred to Councilman Smitherman as a "shoe-shine boy"
- accused Councilman Thomas of being an "Uncle Tom" and called him "Uncle Thomas" for attending a non-partisan candidates forum hosted by conservative groups
- frequent anti-Semitic remarks
- accused an Enquirer reporter of having an affair with a conservative activist
- frequent harassing emails to many people
- harassing telephone calls
- stating as fact that people are gay, getting divorced, or outright breaking the law w/o any basis in fact

That's an incomplete list. He's had more accounts banned from the Enquirer site more times than you could count.

If Mike Moroski wants to affiliate with human trash like this, he's welcome to, but don't EVER piously accuse anyone else of being hateful if this is his idea of a quality person. Now Mike, go run along and continue your laughably incompetent City Council race. Someone has to finish last....

Discipline said...

I like this Moronski guy. Cincinnati passed their 2014 budget a few hours ago, and Moronski's main focus today is this website.

Douchebags everywhere said...

I'm only going to vote for him if he goes back to that bitchin pic of him with his hat on backwards. Nothing says cool like a 30 year old man who wears a tie and a backwards ballcap. It made me feel like we really had a lot in common.

Hefty Hochscheid said...

You ever notice how you never see this union blimp, Craig Hochscheid, and Grimace from McDonalds in the same place at one time?

FYI said...

I could pick out that style of writing and word choice anywhere: Mike Moronski's 7 53pm posting was written LBIII. Just saying. . .

Catholic School Teacher said...

Considering what we get paid around here, it's quite surprising to learn that our former colleague Mr. Moroski can afford a $430,000 condominium downtown at Lytle Place. He lives in the same building Ken Griffey Jr used to live in. The rest of us couldn't even afford to live in Logan Ondrusek's neighborhood.

Maybe we should form a union. A real union, that is. I'd say we could hire Mike to run it, but it's obvious he doesn't need the money.

Anonymous said...

What's next, will Moronski spend a day condemning The Onion?

On the day Cincinnati passed their budget, he probably should have had bigger things to discuss than an onionized local blog.

Richie Rich said...

Thus guy wants to be on City Council, but gets his little feelings hurt by someone calling him Moronski? Seriously? Trust fund babies who have had everything given to them in their lives have such thin skin. Stick to collecting trust fund checks Moronski. It keeps other thin skinned rich brats plenty happy. Just ask David A. Pepper.

E. Gordon Gee said...

Just wanted to let you all know I share your love for labor unions. That's why we have so many of them at The Ohio State University. I also share Mike's distrust of the Catholic Church's hierarchy. Maybe I can be some kind of peacemaker?

Moronski at Law said...

Republicans for Higher Taxes better listen to Mike Moronski. This is the guy who got fired from a Catholic School for being unable to obey a code of conduct that he voluntarily signed, so obviously his understanding of the legal system is unimpeachable.

Anonymous said...

Mike Moronski is the only dufus in Cincinnati who takes this site seriously. Everyone else is in on the joke.

Green Township Republicans said...

This blog has been an essential part of us keeping up on all the garbage that goes on in Colerain Township. Seriously. Actually, this union slob would be right at home just to our north, and he would have to support the Green Township economy if he wanted any actual fine dining.