Sunday, May 12, 2013

Woman forgives boyfriend after being shot because he thought she was a hog


Dear fellow tax hikers, you might recall the story about a woman who was shot by her boyfriend after mistaking her for a hog.  We are happy to report that she is recovering nicely and has forgiven him for his action.  We have to ask - is she forgiving him for shooting her, or is she forgiving him for thinking she looks like a hog?

Note:  Surprisingly, the woman in this story is not Tabitha Hochscheid (Mrs. CincyCapell).

Some people think this is funny, but we are informing you this is no laughing matter.  Imagine how you would feel if you got shot by your boyfriend, and then he said he shot you because you looked just like a hog.  Talk about adding insult to injury.

We are enormously proud of this woman for forgiving her boyfriend.  It takes a big woman to get through something this weighty.  And we have no doubt this is one big woman who is comfortable in her skin.

17 comments:

Price Hill Racist Pig Craig Hochscheid said...

This one hits close to home. We can't keep any loaded guns around for this reason.

Princess Margaret said...

Those fat, smelly, disgusting, inbred west Siders really outdid themselves this time!

Hamilton County Democrats said...

We really enjoy the finger-pointing and circular firing squads Republicans like to set up as they try to guess who is behind this blog. Watching Republicans anonymously smear other Republicans while claiming to be such great Republicans themselves is really great fun for us. That, plus the racial hatred and anti-woman statements that Republican leaders make, is a real G*d-send for us.

Keep fighting each other. It makes our job so much easier.

Lifelong Loyal Hamilton County Republican said...

The only hogs around here are those fat pigs in the Colerain Township Republican Club. No surprise in Rumpketown. Soooooeeeeee!!!

Lifelong Loyal Hamilton County Republican said...

They'll eat anything in Colerain Township, including biting the hand that feeds them.

RINO Hunter said...

Any chance the hog was mistaken for Michelle Schneider?

Greed Township Republicans said...

Disgusting trash like this is all Colerain Township is good for.

Checkmate said...

Way to go, "Lifelong Loyal Hamilton County Republican!" Figures you would emerge from your rat hole with a textbook example of Republican-on-Republican mudslinging and in the process make the Democrats' point for them.

It must really stink to be such a
"Lifelong Loyal Hamilton County Republican" and have the Democrats keep beating you in election after election, and then totally beclown you on a blog while you continue to cowardly blog behind a screen name.

What an amazing life you must lead!

Jealous Colerainer said...

I greatly admire the Green Township Republican Club with all their young, thin members. Fine skinny folks like Chuck M, Tracy W, Tony R, Bob M, and Chairman Alex T.

Colerain Confidante said...

Regardless of the topic at hand, we can always count on those Green Township Republicans to hijack the post to take pot-shots at Colerain. Their arrogance and ignorance know no bounds. They pat themselves on the back for being such a Republican stronghold as if they themselves had anything to do with it. Really, if you guys were as great as you think you are, you'd have far more important things to do than make up screen names and make anonymous off-topic comments you don't have the stones to do to anyone's faces.

Bomber Boy Crush said...

Yeah, but Green Township has a guy with a Super Bowl ring in their club. Just don't ask me what that has to do with politics or government, or anything else for that matter. Alex, a chunk of metal on some flunky's finger does not make him a good Republican, or a good candidate, or a good elected official. Get over it.

Gary from Green Township said...

Come on, R4HT, WE KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO ALL DAY. Approve these posts awaiting moderator approval. Your fat and lazy ass sits in That trash-infested ghetto all day with nothing to do. Heck, you probably write 2/3 of them yourself just so you can make yourself feel relevant. You have no job and your wife doesn't do hers, so what's the holdup?

Republicans for Higher Taxes said...

Thank you for being a loyal reader Gary. Among the inaccuracies in your post - yours was the only comment awaiting moderation. We're glad you take the time to interact with us.

Melanie Bates' Council Campaign said...

Gary, LLHCR, and all the recent losers coming in to post must have gone to the Scott Gehring School of Blog Commenting, where you learn to cowardly and anonymously criticize others while engaged in those exact same behaviors publicly yourself.

Once you shred all credibility in the Republican Party, you'll have to turn to DemocRATS to get a job, just like Scott did. They'll hire you. After all, your laughable ineptitude as a Republican only helps the DemocRATS win elections.



Working hard said...

I'm glad that Gary has time, at 1:49 PM, to chastise Republicans for Higher Taxes for not having enough work to do. He sounds like the model Green Township employee!

Anonymous said...

When Gary talked about someone's wife not doing her job, was that an attack against Jennifer Triantafilou?

Greed Township Republicans said...

That was absolutely NOT an attack against Jennifer Triantafilou. Being from Green Township, Jennifer is exempt from criticism. If you don't like it, you can move to the trash-infested ghetto called Colerain Township, if you can tolerate the Rumpke stench and the other stench in the township.