Thursday, July 25, 2013

Mickey Esposito and Vince Wallace

Dear fellow tax hikers, it was great seeing everyone at the big Vince Wallace fundraiser last week!  We asked for a huge turnout and we got it, making this year's premier GOP fundraiser a very successful one. 

Vince was kind enough to highlight some of his most treasured guests in a Facebook posting.  Among them was our favorite thief Mickey Esposito! 


Mickey Esposito is a former Sheriff's Deputy, hired and promoted by the great Simon Leis, to run the evidence room.  Esposito was arrested earlier this year and eventually admitted using his position to steal significant amounts of goods.  A family values man, Mickey's wife and son were part of the criminal ring.  Oh Mickey you're so fine. 

We applaud Tracy Winker's employee Vince Wallace for including Mr. Esposito among his noteworthy guests.  Esposito may be a proficient thief - but he's OUR thief.  We continue to stand behind Mickey as he awaits sentencing next week, and we thank Mr. Wallace for giving Mickey one last well-deserved honor for all the good he has done for Hamilton County. 

17 comments:

Mrs. Esposito said...

We were targeted because of our Hispanic-sounding last name. This is discrimination. Who's ready to riot?

Anonymous said...

That is a pretty cocky remark by Mrs. Esposito who was also arrested, who is now a labeled a felon and could possibly face jail time. Go figure. I did not take that remark the least bit funny.
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Tracee Winkleur said...

Micky has the coolest trench coat too. He opens it up and has a tremendous watch collection. You shoudl haev seen Joe Deters' eyes light up with glee when he showed him his Rolex collection. I wonder if he got a good deal?

Rick BRINO said...

I am finally running for the seat I've long-salivated over and am ready to take my tax-hiking skill to Columbus in the 28th House District. Who's with me? I am looking for a campaign manager too. With the Republicans losing so many seats to the Democrats lately, there's bound to be an unemployed former staffer out there ready for some good work and the inside track to a great career in Columbus, right?????

Mr. Ciafardingy said...

I hope nobody finds out that I'm managing Tax Hikin' Rick's campaign. Yikes.

Kathy Mohr said...

Good to see this blog obsessing over a township fiscal officer nearly as much as I do.

Campaign Expert Matheny said...

He passed over me and my Expert Campaign Consultin' Service???

Lonny Bowling said...

Maybe I need to run again.

Anonymous said...

no one could obsess that much K.M.

Courthouse Watcher said...

Now we know why it took 5 months for Tracy Winkler to get Esposito's case information on the Clerk of Courts website.

Alex T Mall Cop said...

No comment (as usual).

Colerain Connector said...

It was so great to see Buzz Deters at the event. Buzz is a great Republican from a great Republican family.

So glad that *other* Colerain family that thinks they're so great left the stench at home and didn't pollute our event.

Anonymous said...

I went to this fundraiser and my purse got stolen! Gee I wonder who did it.

I also heard that some food was stolen. That could have been almost anyone.

HCRP Interns said...

We're not allowed to talk about Mickey Esposito to anyone. It's kind of odd, really, since we're allowed to talk about other Republicans all the time. Especially those nasty social conservatives who give our party a bad name and the dumpy losers on the west side who also give our party a bad name and the Krazy KOAST Kooks who give our party a bad name.

In fact, we haven't learned much except for just how much Republicans seem to hate other Republicans this summer. Gonna be interesting to write this up for college credit, but our Marxist professors will probably enjoy reading it.

Ashwin said...

Now that Weiner's gone soft, my old boss Christine Quinn looks to be able to ride to victory and become the next mayor of New York City. Curses! I could be the next Mike Flaherty (my idol growing up watching Spin City) but instead I jumped ship for the Republicans in Hamilton County. The SS GOP is sinking fast here in the Nati.

Cutty Sark said...

With Mickey in jail, we might have to cut production back.

HCRP Legacy said...

With here Esposito's in jail, does that mean they're hiring in the Courthouse again? phew, I thought I might have to wrk for a living.